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Posted on 6/18/21 at 7:45 am to
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13488 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 7:45 am to
Can you eat while on the toilet?
Posted by nctiger71
North Carolina
Member since Oct 2017
1414 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 7:47 am to
quote:

Easy. Those things melt in your mouth.

Yeah I feel like the danger at that point would be passing out from the sugar rather than getting too full

Many years ago, I ate two chocolate KK glazed donuts on my way to work in the AM and started seeing double; it lasted about an hour. Can’t imagine what over a 100 would do to me.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5674 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 8:21 am to
I feel like the Taco Bell option is the only one I could physically do. It's probably my least favorite of those listed though.
Posted by TIGERBAIT84
Member since May 2007
1958 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 8:25 am to
How many calories in two gallons of Oreo, caramel, m&m etc milkshakes?
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37255 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 8:27 am to
quote:

11 Large Papa John’s Cheese Pizzas


Give me like 5 meat lovers pizzas instead, increase the meats and calories and I would at least attempt it .

Then again I’d also probably beg the guy to shoot me halfway through trying it
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 8:27 am to
150 Krispy Kremes in 24 hours would be the easiest. That's only 4-5 doughnuts per hour, and those things are so light and full of sugar your body burns them off pretty quickly.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94785 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 8:30 am to
quote:

• 2000 shrimps


Mercury poisoning, but this is probably my best option.

That is almost 1.5 shrimp per minute, though, so pacing would be a challenge. The 105 Krispy Kreme Glazed seems doable at first (little over 4 per hour), but I think sickness would kick in past the 2 dozen mark.

Particularly if you haven't trained for this level of eating.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14550 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Which menu item are you gonna pick to keep yourself alive?


Probably my Glock 19, at some point.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27986 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:35 am to
I’ve gained three lbs reading this thread.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1039 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:20 am to
I'd tell him to blow my head off. I'd rather die than get the massive death inducing diarrhea that comes with that
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6754 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:43 am to
quote:

11 Large Papa John’s Cheese Pizzas
That's gotta be way more than 20,000 calories.

143 Taco Bell Tacos would be a piece of cake.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
10106 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:50 am to
I could do the steaks but I feel like it might ruin steaks for me and I don't want that

Big Macs because they have multiple food groups and I don't mind ruining those, I already never eat them.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41233 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:29 am to
Donuts or ice cream easily. The others would be extremely tough.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
297042 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:32 am to
quote:

15 Ribeye Steaks (16 oz)
• 2000 shrimps


I feel I could make this happen.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16710 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:45 am to
100 KK donuts flushed with a lot of water would be super easy in a few hours.

Even eating it alone, 25 in the first hour wouldn't even be challenging.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:48 am to
quote:

• 2000 shrimps


Think of the aftermath with the Taco Bell
This post was edited on 6/18/21 at 11:50 am
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31817 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:58 am to
quote:

200 Zaxby’s Chicken Tenders


Am I the only one that thinks that would be easiest?

If I were jut NGAF I could probably eat 10-20 in a sitting without thinking about it. Seems entirely possible in 24 hours to knock that out.

Nuggets from CFA seems like it would be easier as well?
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
5175 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:01 pm to
That guy was replying to my posts. Nice buzzword, though. Do you go around misusing trite buzzwords in your daily life like that?
Posted by dandan
Member since Nov 2007
5007 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:04 pm to
Steak or Big Mac
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

The ice cream sandwich is probably the easiest. Let them all melt and blend them. Roughly 3 gallons of liquid at that point.



Agree and this is how I would approach it. That's still a lot but you could space the gallons out and it may be possible.
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