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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:18 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:18 pm
You are kidnapped and a man tells you that the only way he will not kill you and everyone you love is if you manage to eat 20,000 calories in 24 hours. It must be the same exact food for all 20,000 calories. He gives you a menu of food to pick from

• 24 Moe’s Homewrecker Burritos
• 200 Zaxby’s Chicken Tenders
• 105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts
• 143 Mayfield Ice Cream Samdwiches
• 11 Large Papa John’s Cheese Pizzas
• 39 Big Macs
• 143 Taco Bell Tacos
• 15 Ribeye Steaks (16 oz)
• 2000 shrimps

Which menu item are you gonna pick to keep yourself alive?
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:21 pm
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:19 pm to
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105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts


Easy. Those things melt in your mouth.

But they’ll probably kill you so

quote:

2000 shrimps
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:20 pm
Posted by Yat27
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:20 pm to
I feel like I'd only have a shot with the steaks.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:20 pm to
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Easy. Those things melt in your mouth.


Yeah I feel like the danger at that point would be passing out from the sugar rather than getting too full
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:21 pm to
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• 11 Large Papa John’s Pizzas
Change it to Pizza Hut and I am down.
Posted by IceTiger
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:21 pm to
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2000 shrimps


The mercury is a problem
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:21 pm to
Give me Taco Bell. I am going out with a blast.

Used to eat 10 or 12 of those at a time back in college.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:22 pm
Posted by jaytothen
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:22 pm to
You don't have to put a gun to my head to force me to eat 2000 boiled shrimps, just saying
Posted by Nguyener
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:22 pm to
Can you puke? And do you have to eat your puke off you do?

Can’t answer without knowing those
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Steadyhands
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:23 pm to
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I feel like I'd only have a shot with the steaks.


That sounds the best, but steak doesn't really shrink that much when you chew it. No way you're eating 15 pounds of steak in 24 hours
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:23 pm to
i could eat 2000 boiled shrimp with no gun to head
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:23 pm to
This is a fricking stupid thread.

I love it.

Give me the steak.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:24 pm
Posted by Nguyener
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:23 pm to
What the frick is wrong with you?
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:23 pm to
shite, I could eat a dozen Krispy Kremes just for breakfast easy.
24 hours? No problem.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:23 pm to
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Can you puke? And do you have to eat your puke off you do?



Yes and yes. That would be cheating otherwise
Posted by Nguyener
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:25 pm to
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Yes and yes. That would be cheating otherwise


39 Big Macs.
Posted by harmonics
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:25 pm to
Big Macs for sure
Posted by Steadyhands
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:26 pm to
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143 Taco Bell Tacos


This is probably your best bet, but this number has to be off. Tortillas are full of calories. The size they use is probably 200 calories per tortilla.

Also, can I use sauce packets? Hard to eat those frickers without a couple sauce packets per taco, and does that added calorie count reduce the number of tacos?
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:29 pm
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:28 pm to
I don't think any of you baws could eat that much shrimp. Shrimp are an extremely lean protein... That's about 50 pounds worth of those little critters.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:28 pm
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