re: Gun to your head

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• 24 Moe’s Homewrecker Burritos
• 200 Zaxby’s Chicken Tenders
• 105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts
• 143 Mayfield Ice Cream Samdwiches
• 11 Large Papa John’s Cheese Pizzas
• 39 Big Macs
• 143 Taco Bell Tacos
• 15 Ribeye Steaks (16 oz)
• 2000 shrimps

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Matt Stonie eats this everyday for breakfast

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You are kidnapped and a man tells you that the only way he will not kill you and everyone you love is if you manage to eat 20,000 calories in 24 hours.

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I have been training for this moment my entire life.

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It must be the same exact food for all 20,000 calories

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frick yeah. Rice cooked in bone broth coated in coconut oil.

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He gives you a menu of food to pick from

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Damnit.

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• 24 Moe’s Homewrecker Burritos
• 200 Zaxby’s Chicken Tenders
• 105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts
• 143 Mayfield Ice Cream Samdwiches
• 11 Large Papa John’s Cheese Pizzas
• 39 Big Macs
• 143 Taco Bell Tacos
• 15 Ribeye Steaks (16 oz)
• 2000 shrimps

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This is bullshite.

Your only chance are the donuts or ice cream sandwiches.

Everything else requires too much time to digest.

The chicken isn't calorically dense enough. The burritos won't work because of the tortillas. The pizzas won't digest. The entire big mac won't digest. You cant eat more than 50 tacos. I've tried. Your body can't process 15lbs of beef in a day. 2000 shrimp are too lean.



The donuts need to be compressed and pureed. Your body can't break down that much dough.

The ice cream sandwich is probably the easiest. Let them all melt and blend them. Roughly 3 gallons of liquid at that point.

Dude....shut the frick up

Thinking about the tacos more, the discipline to keep a slow steady pace may be the hardest part. I could see myself saying “frick it I’m hungry let’s do this” and engulfing 20 tacos in less than an hour, but then I’d get the itis and a terrible stomache ache and still have 123 tacos to go.

Look here pussy, I have a reason for each and every choice.

Your rebuttal was to stop sucking cock long enough to type a shitty reply.

Be better.

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143 Mayfield Ice Cream Samdwiches

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12 of these equal 144 ice cream sandwiches:



That's 6 per hour for 24 hours. I could do that. I think.

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Your only chance are the donuts or ice cream sandwiches. Everything else requires too much time to digest.

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the correct answer
there is no way your body can digest and physically make room for all the protein in the meat items, in 24 hrs.

Am I allowed to move around? Like take a walk?

If so, I’d probably elect to consume more than 20k calories. Select the donuts and eat ten at the top of the hour. Walk/run for 30 minutes and then eat a small salty protein snack. Say 30-50 calories worth. That’ll balance out the sugar crash.

Repeat until 105 donuts have been consumed.

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143 Taco Bell Tacos

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This is the only one I realistically think I could get done in 24 hours.

There are gonna be a lot of dead people ITT.