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re: Guinness World Records: Texas woman's tongue is the world's widest at 3.11 inches

Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:08 pm to
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:08 pm to
The balance beam ( in women's gymnastics) is just 3.93 inches...so just just over 3/4 inch difference. That's all I got
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
14620 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5768 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:30 pm to
Apparently she is an expungement attorney.

Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
22249 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:33 pm to
Three 6 mafia is stuck in my head.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117718 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:35 pm to
It looks like a sandwich meat.
Posted by Dairy Sanders
Member since Apr 2022
2963 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:46 pm to
Can lick a whole ballsack with one flick
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11969 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 1:59 pm to
If she hawk tua, you ded
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28750 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 2:20 pm to
....if she can deep throat she could give you a blowjob and a rimjob simultaneously.

Someone find out if she has daddy issues.


Eta: nevermind, saw pic on second page with crazy eyes. She definitely has daddy issues.

Baby girl 1 2 3 4 i declare a tongue war.
This post was edited on 8/19/24 at 2:22 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7622 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 3:15 pm to
Not my proudest fap
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
8903 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Well...

unzips


"It's not going to suck itself"
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
1947 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 3:33 pm to
Wonder how many ppl are actually getting their tongue measured for this?
Gotta think the sample size ain’t too big
Posted by Foreskinski
Member since Dec 2005
1054 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22005 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 3:58 pm to
Don't make us look at that.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22005 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 4:03 pm to
You'd want her for your mouthpiece
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15466 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 4:19 pm to
She could get to the center of a Tootsie Pop with one lick.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
14790 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 4:26 pm to
frick
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
27424 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 5:07 pm to
I bet she gives great helmet
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2204 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 5:16 pm to
Whoops! Lip injection doctor missed by about 1/2”.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
10721 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 5:22 pm to
I mean definitely gets all the ball meat in one swipe.
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
2107 posts
Posted on 8/19/24 at 5:22 pm to
if OP pics are correct, no way she doesn't have a lisp / tongue not past the teeth in the law firm pic. kinda feel bad for her.
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