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Growing up blows...
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:00 am
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:00 am
In Houston at the moment on business staying at the Magnolia. According to the rumor mill at the hotel bar, Taylor Swift is staying here after her show at Minute Maid Park tonight, as such there are a ton single and attractive 21 - 25 yr old girls hanging at the hotel bar right now. 37yr old attached BRIllini has no justifiable reason to be down there given I'm not much into working with a hangover, have no interest in cheating, and don't want to be the old creepy guy - this makes the 25yr old single guy that my mind sometimes thinks I am sad.
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Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:02 am to BRIllini07
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:05 am to BRIllini07
Hopefully Hammertime is there so you can get your arse beat and still go home with the girl.
Oh wait you're an idiot and are married.
Oh wait you're an idiot and are married.
This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 12:06 am
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:06 am to BRIllini07
Your wife probably won't find out so make a move
Besides if you cheat on your spouse in different zip codes it doesn't count
Besides if you cheat on your spouse in different zip codes it doesn't count
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:07 am to BRIllini07
quote:
staying at the Magnolia
Go drown yourself in the rooftop pool
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:07 am to BRIllini07
You're sorta bitching out to the OT when you should be down there buying drinks trying to bring some pussy back to that room you're already paying for.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:10 am to BRIllini07
I'll bet if Neil Patrick Harris showed up at your hotel room, you'd let him in.
In every way.
In every way.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:11 am to SEClint
I'm not bitching to the OT about the events of tonight, I'm bitching to the OT that the events of tonight didn't happen in 2005, there's a difference!
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:11 am to BRIllini07
quote:
Taylor Swift is staying here
quote:
ton single and attractive 21 - 25 yr old girls hanging at the hotel bar right now
quote:
I am sad.
This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 12:14 am
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:12 am to BRIllini07
Is this you
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:20 am to BRIllini07
quote:
don't want to be the old creepy guy
Creepy old guys get laid once in a while, too. You never know unless you try.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:22 am to BRIllini07
If it brings you any comfort...
I don't give a shite.
I don't give a shite.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:28 am to BRIllini07
it's not cheating if you imagine it's your wife while you're doing it.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:36 am to BRIllini07
Talk your wife into a swingers type deal
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:51 am to blue_morrison
Real arcane reference there, sport.
1970 brochure
1970 brochure
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:27 am to BRIllini07
Just go downstairs to the bar and get some pussy. You'll thank the OT in the morning.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:12 am to BRIllini07
Your single 40 year old self is going to hate you for passing up this opportunity to have a threesome with young, drunk, dumb, horny chicks.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:03 am to BRIllini07
.... Didn't even supply the OT. with a couple pics. Fail
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:19 am to soccerfüt
My mom had a convertible swinger till my dad shot a hole through the top of it with a shotgun.
OP need's to realize there is no harm and talking to these young ladies and buying them some drinks.
It will also make OP realize that these girl's are probably idiots and make his wife's wrecked vag from pumping out his kid's look golden...
or maybe not
OP need's to realize there is no harm and talking to these young ladies and buying them some drinks.
It will also make OP realize that these girl's are probably idiots and make his wife's wrecked vag from pumping out his kid's look golden...
or maybe not
This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 5:43 am
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:24 am to aVatiger
Growing up blows? No, getting old blows even more. So, quit crying. 
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