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Great Egg Scam of 2023

Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:23 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7418 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:23 pm
I just got back from a local chain grocery store. White large Eggs were 5.29, extra large 5.99, and Jumbo 6.59 for the store brand.

But the brown cage free eggs were only 4.49 a dozen for the store brand.

Usually, brown or cage free eggs are more expensive.

So folks look around before just grabbing the usual carton of eggs.

I am about order a few chickens to cut out the middle man to lay my own eggs.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63313 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:25 pm to
The brown eggs come out of the hen's butt, tho.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167240 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

I am about order a few chickens to cut out the middle man to lay my own eggs.




I am sure your neighbors are excited about their property values increasing
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:26 pm to
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The brown eggs come out of the hen's butt, tho.


All chicken eggs come out the butt, city boy.
This post was edited on 1/21/23 at 8:27 pm
Posted by JonTheTigerFan
Central, LA
Member since Nov 2003
6784 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:26 pm to
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The brown eggs come out of the hen's butt, tho.


A guy at work told me his wife is convinced the brown eggs are fertilized and she won’t eat them
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:28 pm to
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am sure your neighbors are excited about their property values increasing



Why do you hate freedom?
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
5246 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:28 pm to
Wasn’t there a good many large chicken farms burned recently? This could be a possibility why eggs have hiked through the roof. I don’t know. I’m asking the question.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:28 pm to
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A guy at work told me his wife is convinced the brown eggs are fertilized and she won’t eat them


Back in the day you cracked the egg into a separate bowl to make sure it wasn’t an embryo.

Also, aren’t all eggs fertilized?

ETA. Googled it. Apparently not.
This post was edited on 1/21/23 at 8:29 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99019 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:32 pm to
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Wasn’t there a good many large chicken farms burned recently? This could be a possibility why eggs have hiked through the roof. I don’t know. I’m asking the question.


They had a rooster issue in the last two years and had to bring in new chickens for breeding. Then there was a big outbreak of avian flu in the Midwest.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Wasn’t there a good many large chicken farms burned recently? This could be a possibility why eggs have hiked through the roof. I don’t know. I’m asking the question.



Not sure about arson but Avian flu put a hurting on chickens in the last few years.

quote:

The worst outbreak of avian influenza on record is threatening to stretch into a second year, as the U.S. races to contain a virus that has already caused some food prices to soar amid a shortage of eggs.

Nearly 58 million birds from commercial and backyard flocks have been wiped out in the U.S. since last February, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service.

Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12715 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:44 pm to
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Then there was a big outbreak of avian flu in the Midwest.

This is what I've understood to be the main driver of the current increase. What's crazy is we don't seem to have a shortage of eggs. At least not where we normally shop, anyway.
Posted by JYD
Pineville
Member since Oct 2003
7744 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:44 pm to
I’m getting 10-12 eggs a day lately. Chickens are awesome.

Posted by midlothianlsu
Midlothian, Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1413 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:47 pm to
One of my favorite Archie Bunker quotes happened when Edith fixed tongue for supper. Archie says ‘I ain’t eating nothing that came out of a cow’s mouth. Give me a hard boiled egg.’
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14962 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:49 pm to
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White large Eggs were 5.29, extra large 5.99, and Jumbo 6.59 for the store brand


Just blame it on that ol’ crazy bone
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4785 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:50 pm to
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I’m getting 10-12 eggs a day lately.
Same. Well 6-8, but the cartons are filling up. Old girls took some time off around the end of 2022, but they are getting cranked back up.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5835 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:55 pm to
2 cavemen were sitting around, kind of hungry...one says to the other "I'm eating the next thing that comes out that chickens arse"....the rest is history
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4775 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:57 pm to
I bought sixty eggs for 20$ at the Walmarks the other day. That was the cheapest per egg. Now I got to eat all these eggs.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14110 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:59 pm to
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The brown eggs come out of the hen's butt, tho.


Goddamn that made me fricking laugh.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
14511 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 9:01 pm to
There is no better time to buy eggs from local farmers. No bird flu flock eradications for them.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5562 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

getting 10-12 eggs a day lately. Chickens are awesome.


Yep, chickens are fun. Ours our just now getting laying age and we have a few that are sick and not laying while we treat them.



Today:
2 silkie eggs
2 americauna eggs
1 copper maran egg

We have 18 hens and 2 roosters. Only 7 hens are laying.

How many do you have?
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