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Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts

Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:32 pm
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28774 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:32 pm
(Inspiered by the candy cigarette and cigar thread)
Who remembers singing this song as a kid?

This is the version we would sing.

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Marinated monkey meat.
Chopped up chicken feet.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.

How was you version different?
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5600 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:37 pm to
I don't remember all of it, but we would say 'mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet' instead.

Maybe something about mixing it in a bowl of blood.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28079 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:37 pm to
Big green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet
Big green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And that's what we had for lunch

Have also heard "dried, fried birdie eyes" in line 4, ymmv
This post was edited on 4/5/22 at 9:40 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53351 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:39 pm to
I don't remember the exact version, probably because I blacked it out. My sister stuck on that one for what seemed like years. She'd sing it constantly. It drove me nuts.
Posted by Lakefront-Tiger
Da Lakefront
Member since Nov 2004
5907 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:40 pm to
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat.
Itsy bitsy birdie feet.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56081 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:45 pm to
Line 3

chopped up baby parakeet
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123765 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:45 pm to
Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Pus infected birdies feet,
Volumes and volumes of
Vintricated vulture vomit.
And I forgot my spoon




BUT I’VE GOT A STRAW!
Posted by Wavefan
St. Tammany
Member since Mar 2005
236 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:45 pm to
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdie feet
All ground up with all purpose porpoise pus
That’s what we’re having today
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
5854 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55932 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:51 pm to
Mutilated monkey meat
Little baby birdie feer
Posted by TigerNAtux
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
17110 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:26 pm to
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Itty bitsy birdy feet
French fried eyeballs rollin down a dirty street

And me…without my spoon!

Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
5720 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:52 pm to
I just remember “mutilated monkey meat”.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32478 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

How was you version different?



We never sang this.


Ours was "Super-Sonic Fart"


Driving down the highway,
doing sixty-four.
{Insert friend's name) laid a big one,
it blew me out the door.

The engine wouldn't start,
the tires fell apart,
all because of (friend's name)'s
Super-Sonic Fart.


Suuuuuuppppeeeeerrrrr!
Super-Sonic!
Super-Sonic Fart!

Suuuuuuppppeeeeerrrrr!
Super-Sonic!
Super-Sonic Fart!
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3123 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:59 pm to
Girls are made of
Greasy grimey gopher guts
Insulated monkey feet
French fried eyeballs
Floatin’ in a muddy malt

And I forgot my straw!!
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29421 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 11:00 pm to
….

Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Chopped up parakeet
14 eyeballs rolling down main street
purple pork and beans too
Scab sandwich with puss on top
Turkey vomit and camel snot
Put them all together and what have you got?
Lunch at the YMCA


This post was edited on 4/7/22 at 12:30 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155232 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 11:01 pm to
What the frick
Posted by nwalser
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
181 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 11:39 pm to
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdies dirty feet
French fried eyeballs dipped in kerosene
Me without a spoon but I’ve got a straw

Ftw
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3593 posts
Posted on 4/6/22 at 12:07 am to
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat.
Chopped up little birdie feet.

Fify
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
975 posts
Posted on 4/6/22 at 12:19 am to
quote:

And I forgot my spoon BUT I’VE GOT A STRAW!


That’s the best part!
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
16956 posts
Posted on 4/6/22 at 1:31 am to
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