Gravy Chambers "weighing in" on international politics

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Gravy Chambers

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"weighing in"

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O/U 450lbs?

That dumb frick almost certainly can't pick Ukraine out on a globe/map.

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That dumb frick almost certainly can't pick Ukraine out on a globe/map.

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He couldn't pick out West Virginia on a map

That dumb frick probably can't even point out Australia on the map.

If there's one person I trust to have a well-informed opinion of geopolitics, it's Gravy frickin Chambers

Chambers will be in congress one day and we will all bow before him

This tub will one day grace the halls that Thomas Jefferson strolled down. It’s been a long hard fall for this once great country.

But if you never had a mortgage should you really be trusted to hold the purse strings of a nation?

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He couldn't pick out West Virginia on a map

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He’s not picking anything out unless it’s from a buffet line.

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It gives me great hope for our future to know gravy could be involved in international affairs

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“Guhd aftanoon…

We’ll be moving troops into Vietnam to seize the skrimp fields, and sending a battalion into the Canadian forests in order to take over the maple syrup production.
The marines will be used to protect the strategic fried chicken supply from all the crackers. Our money supply will be backed by the Golden Corral standard.”



Well Gravy’s Got the munchies,
He smoked a big fat blunt,
And you can’t see behind him,
Cause he’s got a big fat front,
But Gravy’s just a puppet,
‘Cause thinking ain’t his thing,
It might look cool, but don’t be fooled,
You know who pulls the strings.

Well Gravy sho is hungry,
He’s whet his beak on grift,
For taking moron’s money,
Some say he’s got a gift,
He’s set his sights on Washington,
Where idiots have clout,
Our jiggly friend, will fit right in,
And his momma wants him out