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Got an Innocent Explanation (Neighbor-Related)?
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:32 pm
Last year a 40-year-old couple bought the most expensive house in the neighborhood, on a hill across the street.
Other than a weekly landscaping crew, no one is ever there except for the husband - who visits once every 3-4 weeks, always after dark, for about 30 minutes each time.
Sometimes he leaves the porch light on, then turns it off a few weeks later.
Can the OT suggest an explanation (other than MYOFB) that doesn't involve corpses, drugs, guns or cash?
Other than a weekly landscaping crew, no one is ever there except for the husband - who visits once every 3-4 weeks, always after dark, for about 30 minutes each time.
Sometimes he leaves the porch light on, then turns it off a few weeks later.
Can the OT suggest an explanation (other than MYOFB) that doesn't involve corpses, drugs, guns or cash?
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Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:33 pm to WB Davis
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Other than a weekly landscaping crew, no one is ever there except for the husband - who visits once every 3-4 weeks, always after dark, for about 30 minutes each time.
Sometimes he leaves the porch light on, then turns it off a few weeks later.
Banging his mistress.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:33 pm to WB Davis
How about you mind your business
This post was edited on 3/27/23 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:34 pm to WB Davis
Do they have a pineapple on a pedestal at the end of their driveway?
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:34 pm to WB Davis
Baw probably just needs a place to take a shite in peace.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:34 pm to WB Davis
quote:
Can the OT suggest an explanation (
Absolutely...
quote:
that doesn't involve corpses, drugs, guns or cash?
Not
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:35 pm to WB Davis
I’m not sure how you missed “mistress” in that list, but definitely mistress.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:35 pm to Oilfieldbiology
My GG Grandfather lived to be 95. Wanna know how? minding his own business.
Lol
All jk aside.
May be a future rental, or maybe it was passed down to him
Lol
All jk aside.
May be a future rental, or maybe it was passed down to him
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:35 pm to WB Davis
second home. visits periodically to make it look "lived in" to keep the critters from breaking in.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:36 pm to Jebadeb
I would assume Rick just uses a portal gun to get there then since there is little obvious activity otherwise.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:36 pm to WB Davis
He's got a sex dungeon with someone in shackles.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:36 pm to Oilfieldbiology
quote:Pinkos are incapable of doing that.
How about you kind your business
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:36 pm to WB Davis
quote:Tax rate. Live out of state, but own the property to claim as primary residence to take advantage of lower or no state income tax without having to move to the area. Nice enough they can move it or move in if they need to lessen their overhead, but not where/what they want as a primary. Or if in Louisiana they have a son who will "live with seperated parent at the address" because he is too good to be the backup at xyz private school he is currently at.
Can the OT suggest an explanation (other than MYOFB) that doesn't involve corpses, drugs, guns or cash?
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:37 pm to WB Davis
Does it have land? Might just be a vacation spot they haven't utilized much.
Or the dude uses it to bang mistresses.
Or the dude uses it to bang mistresses.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:37 pm to WB Davis
If they tarp it for pest control they are probably cooking meth.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:37 pm to WB Davis
Future relocation coming up. Wanted to buy before interest rates continued up. Husband comes to visit and take pics and plan renovations they will make. Porch light is just an oversight when he forgets to turn it off.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:37 pm to WB Davis
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Can the OT suggest an explanation (other than MYOFB) that doesn't involve corpses, drugs, guns or cash?
Probably a pre-emptive purchase before mortgage rate hike. You should go ask your new neighbor for financial advice
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:38 pm to CeauxPilot
Does it have an electric meter that can be read without tresspassing or getting photographed by a security camera? The amount of power used would tell you something (likewise gas meter or water meter.)
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:38 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:Possibly true. They spent a crap-ton on the place so it could be the husband checking up on the landscaping crew.
second home. visits periodically to make it look "lived in" to keep the critters from breaking in.
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:41 pm to WB Davis
I had a neighbor couple who did the same thing for a while. They were on the verge of retiring and lived in a city a few hours away. Their son and his family lived in my town and the homeowners’ plan was to move here after they retired. However, they found a deal on a house for sale that they couldn’t pass up so they bought the house even though it would be almost a year before they’d move in full time. They’d come down on some weekends to visit their son’s family and would spend some time at the house. They ended up retiring earlier than planned and are great neighbors.
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