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re: Got a strange text this morning

Posted on 6/8/21 at 11:56 am to
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8461 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 11:56 am to
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shite fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69363 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

57 yr old off magnolia wood ave in Baton Rouge


white people
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21163 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 12:05 pm to
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A hacker once told me that he was filming me while I looked at porn and that he’d send it to all of my contacts if I didn’t pay up. I took that one on the chin.


Got the same message and they even knew my old password from 2008. If it had been true and my porn got sent out my friends would have laughed at the porn I was watching
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44116 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 12:07 pm to
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Got the same message and they even knew my old password from 2008


Because it's just a script that scrapes the known cracked email/password lists that are out there and spams out the same email to all the addresses on the list including the cracked password for each email address.

I wrote one in python in about fifteen minutes.



This post was edited on 6/8/21 at 12:08 pm
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42028 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 12:12 pm to
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that he’d send it to all of my contacts if I didn’t pay up.


There are a couple of lady's in my contacts that I wouldn't mind them seeing my dick. The rest of my contacts know already, so it's not as big of shock value.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7861 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:27 pm to
I just got a phone call from a private detective in response to the reply that I sent below. He said one of the ladies on the text group saw that response and was terrified so she called him. I looked up the number and it appears to be a private detective in Baton Rouge.

quote:

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84166 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:30 pm to
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prepare for the storm


WWG1WGA
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:34 pm to
You probably shouldnt have sent that to everyone. Just the original number.
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
5339 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:40 pm to
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gorilla warfare


Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64761 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:53 pm to
That was my Halloween costume one year. I had a gorilla suit and made a fake rpg out of pvs pipe and a nerf football
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22782 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:54 pm to
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I am trained in gorilla warfare


Guerilla warfare
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68736 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:00 pm to
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I just got a phone call from a private detective in response to the reply that I sent below. He said one of the ladies on the text group saw that response and was terrified so she called him. I looked up the number and it appears to be a private detective in Baton Rouge.


Either you're getting scammed or the OT is.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8472 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:05 pm to
This crap has been happening for a month now, mainly on the weekends. The amount of bible versus and people threatening to call the police and DA is amusing.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:08 pm to
If this is real, just explain it’s a stupid internet meme.

That speech has only been written a billion times on Reddit and flooded on twitch, etc.

Pretty easy to prove that . It’s one of the most famous copypastas on the Internet.
This post was edited on 6/16/21 at 10:10 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29886 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:11 pm to
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Thanks! I found Danielle Tennent from New Orleans but that was hers a while back.


It was her's until he killed her and took her phone...
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2385 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:29 am to
quote:

I just got a phone call from a private detective in response to the reply that I sent below. He said one of the ladies on the text group saw that response and was terrified so she called him. I looked up the number and it appears to be a private detective in Baton Rouge.


Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:46 am to
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I’m wondering if it’s too early to call ShadowVision, the Little Rock vigilante

Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19193 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:51 am to

When keeping it real goes wrong.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10758 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 3:39 am to
I read this entire one in Ned Flanders' voice
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7861 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:55 am to
quote:

Either you're getting scammed or the OT is.


seriously concerned im about to get scammed
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