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Going to a scrip club next week

Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:16 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12120 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:16 pm
Haven’t been to one of these in over a decade. Prob only been to one 2-3 times my entire life.

What are the experts go to lines? Dos and donts? How to talk to strippers?

How do you get the most bang for your buck?
Posted by A Smoke Break
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2018
2063 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:17 pm to
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How do you get the most bang for your buck?


Have a couple of drinks and just watch.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35397 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:19 pm to
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How do you get the most bang for your buck?

by wearing a condom


And I don't say that often.
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2102 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:19 pm to
Depends. Are you going with Aggie fans or regular normal males?
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8679 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:19 pm to
Don’t get played. Keep your head on the swivel.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150707 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:19 pm to
Sit back and watch and give a few dollars here and there. Paying more won’t get you a different show than anything else (unless you go in the back for whorish things).
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38533 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:20 pm to
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How to talk to strippers?


You don't really have to talk if you have plenty of this.



Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52971 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:21 pm to
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Haven’t been to one of these in over a decade. Prob only been to one 2-3 times my entire life.

What are you, gay or something? Real men go to the strip club like once a week or more
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7803 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:21 pm to
Hookers are cheaper...




Or so I'm told
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5832 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:24 pm to

What the hell is a scrip club?

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54503 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:24 pm to
After my divorce I was broke as shite but I learned real fast you go with friends that have money. The strippers know who has the money and you just play the game. Sit right next to the OT baller and after about 30 mins you shoot your wad of 20 singles right at the ladies and take it all in. Worked for me for years
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15582 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:26 pm to
Scrip?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41500 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:28 pm to
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What the hell is a scrip club?

Like Good Rx
Posted by TopekaTiger
Member since Nov 2018
291 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:29 pm to
Roll up two dollar bills and stick them in each nostril, then walk up to the stage and wait for a dancer to grab them with her jugs
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:30 pm to
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After my divorce I was broke as shite but I learned real fast you go with friends that have money. The strippers know who has the money and you just play the game. Sit right next to the OT baller and after about 30 mins you shoot your wad of 20 singles right at the ladies and take it all in. Worked for me for years


Man, that’s super depressing
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68199 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:30 pm to
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Scrip?
Yeah, scrip. Scrip club is where nursing students show you their boobs.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11703 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:30 pm to
Put a roll of quarters in the pocket of your skinny jeans.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68199 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:31 pm to
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What the hell is a scrip club?
quote:

by Nawlens Gator
Does not check out.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21442 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:34 pm to
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What are the experts go to lines?


White ones. They aren't really in med school.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36035 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:37 pm to
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How do you get the most bang for your buck?


Cocaine and pills are way more valuable than money. Get a scrip for the scrip club.
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 4:38 pm
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