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re: Going on a date with a divorced chick (UPDATE page 37)

Posted on 2/28/21 at 7:54 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134846 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

$10 says the night ends with her getting a free meal and you going home alone to jerk off.


You say that like it's a bad thing.


Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6489 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Baw I work with is recently divorced and is trying to date a recently divorced teacher. Going off what he's been telling me about it, I'm so glad I'm not in the dating game right now. It seems women have gotten exponentially more crazy since I've got out of the game 14 years ago. And everyone in town knows about their relationship because of Facebook/Instagram .


Dating apps have warped women's expectations so badly you could crack open another dimension with them.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:07 pm to
Taking matters into his own hands
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31707 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:08 pm to
Find out what she does for a living
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10045 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:12 pm to
I bedded a late twenty something divorcee in college. Decent chance she lets you put it in her arse on the first date.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93713 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:15 pm to
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Or just spray dem guts and not worry about it?


Grow the frick up. The PT is majority 30 and up. No one speaks like this.
This post was edited on 2/28/21 at 8:16 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51379 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:21 pm to
Don't bring it up.

If she starts talking about him, give her a minute or two and then move the convo to something else.

She talks about him too much, she will either be a. hung up on him still or b. have moved you into the friend zone.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
1712 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:13 pm to
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Or just spray dem guts and not worry about it?


Enjoy paying child support for the next 18 years.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62404 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:17 pm to
If she’s not actually married, you might have a window to get some oral. Act quickly
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87430 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:19 pm to
chances are she will tell you all about it
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11443 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:56 pm to
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Yeah it doesn't matter unless it's a pattern. If you are 35+ what do you think about yourself at 22 looking back on it now?
No shite. I've also got a friend that's been married 5 or 6 times. I've lost count. He doesn't see that he might be the problem.

Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 10:00 pm to
sounds like she's getting a real winner
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15599 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 10:37 pm to
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Or just spray dem guts and not worry about it? Seriously?

You read the OT and are shocked/offended by this of all things?
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2902 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 10:48 pm to
Don’t be the creeper who brings up something about her that was found by searching info on them.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:26 pm to
We going to get an update on this?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:33 pm to
She’s looking for a sucker to pay for Treyden’s travel ball fees.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30247 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:51 pm to
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meet n greets are so awkward cuz you have to act like you're interested in what she says. lots of fake laughter and conce


100% true and you know she’s doing the same thing so you don’t know if she’s being as fake as you or if she really thinks your funny amd interesting. I hate the first meet up. Oh, and 9/10 times their looks are disappointing. Don’t show the disappointment on your face when you meet her. I did that once amd it was pointed out to me later.

she deserved it though, they do it to themselves with those fricking filters.
This post was edited on 3/1/21 at 10:52 pm
Posted by wizard1183
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2021
348 posts
Posted on 3/2/21 at 12:37 am to
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$10 says the night ends with her getting a free meal and you going home alone to jerk off.

No doubt. If you got ask such a stupid question for a date? You have better luck with orgasm by grabbing an electric wire than you do on said date.

Hey stud muffin! Its a date! You go enjoy company and bust guts. Not worry about her past.
Posted by TchoupitoulasTiger
NOLA
Member since May 2011
1222 posts
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:57 am to
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she deserved it though, they do it to themselves with those fricking filters.


They really do. For the baws here who have a Mrs. Baw and have not partaken in dating apps, this is real. If she only shows her face, if torso to hips aren’t shown in her photos, she’s fat.
Posted by IH8ThreePutts
Member since Mar 2018
1439 posts
Posted on 3/2/21 at 10:10 am to
Make sure you get a real pic of her... these new filters will make a pig look good.
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