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Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:16 am
Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:16 am
Morning all
JOTD
An engineer dies and goes to hell
An engineer dies and goes to Hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor is jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish, and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up? The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer." "What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately." The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him." God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!" The Devil laughs. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
JOTD
An engineer dies and goes to hell
An engineer dies and goes to Hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor is jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish, and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up? The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer." "What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately." The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him." God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!" The Devil laughs. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
This post was edited on 8/23/21 at 4:20 am
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Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:19 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:25 am to dyslexic
Morning. Daughter’s first day of classes at LSU and first time away from home. Been a little shaky so far. I pray she can get her anxiety under control.
Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:27 am to dyslexiateechur
Mawnin y’all
Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:31 am to dyslexic
Good morning folks. This is the first fall semester that mu daughter has not been in class for a long time. She is making bank, and will finish school in the spring. Good kid and proud dad, but still low on coffee dad.
coc1 is done. I have to get ready to go to the vampire room and give blood. They feel like I am better, so the doc visits are less frequent.
coc1 is done. I have to get ready to go to the vampire room and give blood. They feel like I am better, so the doc visits are less frequent.
Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:34 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:41 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:04 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:05 am to dyslexiateechur
Hilarious joke
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:21 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Dyslexiateechur and the OT
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:24 am to BOSCEAUX
My daughters a sophomore but today will be her first day of in person classes. I’m hoping she does fine!
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:35 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning everyone
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:45 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin assholes
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:53 am to dyslexiateechur
morning gang...
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:58 am to Hangit
quote:
Good kid and proud dad,
quote:
They feel like I am better, so the doc visits are less frequent
sound blessed hangit...
Posted on 8/23/21 at 6:02 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all.
good joke.
good joke.
Posted on 8/23/21 at 6:03 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 8/23/21 at 6:04 am to dyslexiateechur
In before all the page two losers.
Posted on 8/23/21 at 6:04 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin everyone
Posted on 8/23/21 at 6:07 am to BOSCEAUX
First day of classes for mine too!
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