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Today in History: August 5
1391
Castilian sailors in Barcelona, Spain set fire to a Jewish ghetto, killing 100 people and setting off four days of violence against Jews.

1762
Russia, Prussia and Austria sign a treaty agreeing on the partition of Poland.

1763
Colonel Henry Bouquet decisively defeats the Indians at the Battle of Bushy Run in Pennsylvania during Pontiac's rebellion.

1815
A peace treaty with Tripoli--which follows treaties with Algeria and Tunis--brings an end to the Barbary Wars.

1858
The first transatlantic cable is completed.


1861
Congress adopts the nation's first income tax to finance the Civil War.

1864
The Union Navy captures Mobile Bay in Alabama.

1892
Harriet Tubman receives a pension from Congress for her work as a nurse, spy and scout during the Civil War.

1914
The first electric traffic signal lights are installed in Cleveland, Ohio.

1914
The British Expeditionary Force mobilizes for World War I.

1915
The Austro-German Army takes Warsaw, in present-day Poland, on the Eastern Front.

1916
The British navy defeats the Ottomans at the naval battle off Port Said, Egypt.

1921
Mustafa Kemal is appointed virtual ruler of the Ottoman Empire.

1941
The German army completes taking 410,000 Russian prisoners in the Uman and Smolensk pockets in the Soviet Union.

1951
The United Nations Command suspends armistice talks with the North Koreans when armed troops are spotted in neutral areas.

1962
Actress Marilyn Monroe dies under mysterious circumstances.

1964
President Lyndon Johnson begins bombing North Vietnam in retaliation for the Gulf of Tonkin incident and asks Congress to go to war against North Vietnam.

1974
President Richard Nixon admits he ordered a cover-up for political as well as national security reasons.

1981
President Ronald Reagan fires 11,500 striking air traffic controllers.

1992
Four police officers are indicted on civil rights charges in the beating of Rodney King.

1995
Croatian forces capture the city of Knin, a Serb stronghold, during Operation Storm.

1997
The mastermind of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, Ramzi Yousef, goes on trial.

2012
A gunman in Oak Creek, Wisconsin, opens fire in a Sikh temple, killing six before committing suicide.

Today in History: Born on August 5
1850
Guy de Maupassant, short story writer and author of "The Necklace."

1876
Mary Ritter Beard, American historian and writer.

1906
John Houston, film director of such movies as The Treasure of the Sierra Madre and The Maltese Falcon.

1908
Miriam Rothschild, English scientist and writer.

1923
Richard G. Kleindienst, one of the key officials who helped elect Richard Nixon to the presidency in 1969.


1930
Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon.

1975
Ami Foster, television actress (Punky Brewster); nominated eight times for Young Actress Award.

JOTD
3 guys bet on who can make their wife scream more from sex
They make the bet and decide to all go home and have sex with their wives and compare results the next day.

Next day comes along and they meet to discuss. Guy #1 says “I fricked my wife so hard, she was screaming for like 20 minutes.” Guy #2 says “that’s nothing. I fricked my wife with a dildo in her arse at the same time and she was screaming for an hour!” Guy #3 says “amateurs! I fricked my wife for 15 seconds, came on the curtains, and she’s still screaming at me!”