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Posted on 9/12/26 at 4:40 am
Posted on 9/12/26 at 4:40 am
Carry a knife as a man. I thought this was understood
I was asked 3 times yesterday, by able bodied men if I had a knife.
My response, I have my pants on don't I?
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:21 am to Bama and Beer
Good morning, folks. 
Need to mow, bigly, today.
Need to mow, bigly, today.
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:30 am to Bama and Beer
Morning all
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:33 am to Bama and Beer
Mornin
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:34 am to Bama and Beer
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:36 am to Bama and Beer
Good Morning Humans
It’s Gameday!
How about a LONG but worthy,
JOTD
LSUDad was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, LSUDad, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So LSUDad and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "LSUDad! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, LSUDad’s boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells LSUDad that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," LSUDad says.
"President Trump," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," LSUDad say's, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington and off they go.
At the White House, Trump spots LSUDad on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "LSUDad, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to LSUDad, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says LSUDad. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
LSUDad and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when LSUDad says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later LSUDad emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time LSUDad returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, LSUDad asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw ... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the hell is on the balcony with LSUDad?"
It’s Gameday!
How about a LONG but worthy,
JOTD
LSUDad was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, LSUDad, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So LSUDad and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "LSUDad! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, LSUDad’s boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells LSUDad that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," LSUDad says.
"President Trump," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," LSUDad say's, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington and off they go.
At the White House, Trump spots LSUDad on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "LSUDad, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to LSUDad, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says LSUDad. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
LSUDad and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when LSUDad says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later LSUDad emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time LSUDad returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, LSUDad asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw ... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the hell is on the balcony with LSUDad?"
This post was edited on 9/12/26 at 5:49 am
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:45 am to Bama and Beer
Mornin everybody
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:58 am to Bama and Beer
Good morning everyone
Posted on 9/12/26 at 5:59 am to Bama and Beer
Morning all
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:02 am to Bama and Beer
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:03 am to Bama and Beer
Good morning Youse guys
Another easy day…..
Another easy day…..
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:08 am to Bama and Beer
Good Morning y'all.
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:12 am to Bama and Beer
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:13 am to Bama and Beer
Morning. I am drinking my V8 and eating an omelet. Hope everyone is doing well.
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:14 am to Bama and Beer
Mawnin y’all
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:15 am to Bama and Beer
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:17 am to Bama and Beer
Morning folks.
Lots of sports today.
I'll be at work
Lots of sports today.
I'll be at work
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:26 am to Bama and Beer
Morning
Posted on 9/12/26 at 6:58 am to Bama and Beer
Good morning everyone.
Posted on 9/12/26 at 7:02 am to Macfly
Good morning Mac et al
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