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re: Girls with outie belly buttons
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I can't stand it, I'd rather they have frickin armpit hair than an outtie.
I dont care about the belly button. She could have an Umbilical Hernia.
Arm pit hair, on the other hand, really bothers me.
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
A pretty good chunk of the population is born with both sets of genetalia. Since the estrogen in the womb predominates, the male parts are underformed and tiny. The doctor usually snips these male parts and barely anything is left. These people become "outties"
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
It matters more what's around it
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:16 pm to autauga
quote:
Kelly Ripa
Smoking hot otherwise, but that belly button
Edit: and half of some guys back is photoshopped into that pic, odd
Edit 2: I wonder if that's even shopped or if he's just standing in the water?
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
I don't know if it is because more of them wear clothes showing their stomach, but I've seen more black girls with outies than white girls.
I saw one black girl in her mid twenties that had an outie that looked like a pinkie finger sticking out of her belly.
I saw one black girl in her mid twenties that had an outie that looked like a pinkie finger sticking out of her belly.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:39 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I'd rather they have frickin armpit hair than an outtie
Speaking of this, I heard a bit on a radio show I listen to this morning kinda-sorta on this subject.
The father was supposed to walk his daughter down the aisle. Daughter comes down, ready for daddy to walk her down the aisle to hubby-to-be but the dad notices that something isn't right.
Apparently, the daughter was a feminazi/neohippie/disgustingly gross specimen who had never in her life participated in the activity of shaving. Her dress was strapless and there was so much underarm hair that even when her arms were held by her side, large tufts of hair were overtly noticeable and the father took offense at this and flat refused to walk her down the aisle like that.
The wedding planner was at a loss and guests were starting to wonder what the delay was about. The daughter was upset that her dad was insisting on her doing anything to alter her appearance and she flat refused to shave even if it meant not having her dad walk her down the aisle.
In a last ditch effort to salvage the wedding, the wedding planner suggested that the bride allow her to trim her underarm hair so that tufts were not sticking out when her arms were by her side. Both dad and daughter agreed to this arrangement so the wedding planner used a pair of scissors and proceeded to cut the girl's (hairy beast's) underarm hair (right there in the vestibule of the church) enough so that it was no longer so long and bushy that it was visible when the bride's arms were resting by her side.
If her underarms were as God-awful, hideously hairy as the guy was describing them to have been, I can only imagine what her legs and bikini area looked like having never in her life groomed those areas, either. And who the hell marries someone as hairy as that?!
Disgustingly gross!
Oh..and OP..she probably had an outie to boot. A hairy one, no less.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:59 pm to Carolina_Girl
How does a baby get an outie? Doc makes a bad cut on the umbilical cod?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
Emily Rataj.
Has an outy.
Has an outy.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:03 pm to DavidTheGnome
Just treat it like it's another clit.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:04 pm to Sampson
quote:I aint positive your gay, but I'd bet a $100 you'd hold one in your mouth until the swelling went down.
I prefer outies. I like to put chocolate syrup or honey on it and suck it off
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:30 pm to Sampson
quote:(sp) Hemorrhoid
isn't that a hemroid?
In some cases yes, and those are gross. There was this neat girl who had one that I even offered to pay for the removal, but she refused. It was for the best as we eventually split up, so I saved some money. However, a few girls have legit anal lips. They are not overly pronounced, but there all the same.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
The outies don't bother me at all as long as they don't stick out so far that they look like a two year old dick, but you're more likely to see that on AA's when you do as opposed to other races.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:37 pm to tigerinthebueche
quote:
How does a baby get an outie? Doc makes a bad cut on the umbilical cod?
Actually, it's basically an umbilical hernia that didn't "heal" properly.
When the Dr. cuts the umbilical cord, there's a section where the abdominal muscles have yet to heal. If it fails to heal, a small "hernia" will be present..hence an "outie" belly button.
The surgery someone else mentioned to repair it (and this is purely an educated guess as an RN) is more than likely a version of what is done to repair any umbilical hernia. The hernia is reduced and the stomach muscles are sutured together so that there is no longer an opening or "weak spot" allowing the protrusion that caused the "outie".
Also, in some cases the outie can very simply just be a small amount of scar tissue that formed from the umbilical cord being cut.
And there you have it...outie belly button 101.
Test in the morning.
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:50 pm to Carolina_Girl
Good lawd you just became 107% hotter.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
Why it makes your dick look small?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
If they're kinda chubby it's like a third nipple. I be sucking on them things.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:55 pm to Carolina_Girl
You did just get a lot hotter. That said, the innie is a result of normal UC healing? No special actions by the dr.?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 8:01 pm to Carolina_Girl
I was told there would be no math
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