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re: Girls that tighten up when you try to pull out
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:30 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:30 pm to Mr Personality
They all do that, brah.
They seek the life essence.
"I do not deny myself the company of women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
They seek the life essence.
"I do not deny myself the company of women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I like to tell them a joke out of the blue while I’m inside. They crack up laughing which makes the muscles tighten up and feels great
I just keep a shaker of pepper and a feather in the night stand. A couple of sneezes and your utter is milked.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:33 pm to Mr Personality
If you are doing it right then she ain't doing it on purpose 
DISCLAIMER: The comment above means you are hitting it so good she can't help herself.
It is NOT related to the Trillhog method of hitting it in any way.
DISCLAIMER: The comment above means you are hitting it so good she can't help herself.
It is NOT related to the Trillhog method of hitting it in any way.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:40 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
this thread needs dr ruth
This thread actually needs some female input, but that’s a rarity on this site
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:45 pm to biglego
I’m fixed. Joke’s on her
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:14 am to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
One good thing about getting snipped
Do you already have kids?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:17 am to LongueCarabine
quote:
"I do not deny myself the company of women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
This will be missed by most but bravo my good man, bravo.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:35 am to reverendotis
Those goddamn commies.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:37 am to Roman Candle Tag
Their plot to sap and impurify all our precious bodily fluids.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:40 am to mikelbr
quote:
just keep a shaker of pepper and a feather in the night stand. A couple of sneezes and your utter is milked.
Yeah iv3 noticed the sneeze squeeze feels good too.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:51 am to fr33manator
quote:
That’s why I don’t mind fricking on the rag. It’s like Omaha beach and the boys are hellbound.
Good Lord...
You're awesome.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:28 am to Mr Personality
quote:
Girls that tighten up when you try to pull out
Do you even vasectomy baw?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 4:55 am to Mr Personality
Guys what have I said about covering your tail.
Get an Obama phone that is Disposable.
Fake names Akmad, kola from Jamaica, John as in Joe Doe, Jody, etc
Never let them know where you live.
Fake I’d Incase she scans you wallet.
Borrow your so so friends car on a date.
Never let them know your real ID.
Get an Obama phone that is Disposable.
Fake names Akmad, kola from Jamaica, John as in Joe Doe, Jody, etc
Never let them know where you live.
Fake I’d Incase she scans you wallet.
Borrow your so so friends car on a date.
Never let them know your real ID.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:45 am to Mr Personality
quote:
I don't believe in rubbers though
Oh, they're real. And you should probably pick up a couple.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 8:31 am to Mr Personality
It's usually their orgasm that makes them tighten up.
Now girls that are on top and sit down on it when you're about to nut rather than hop off can go to hell
Now girls that are on top and sit down on it when you're about to nut rather than hop off can go to hell
Posted on 12/21/17 at 8:39 am to DavidTheGnome
Ever had a girl break out in a coughing fit?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 8:53 am to johnnyrocket
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johnnyrocket
So you are basically saying abandon the children you father, right?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:14 am to TDsngumbo
Boy and a girl, yes
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:31 am to cajunangelle
quote:
encare on top of BC is the answer but it causes burning.
The burning is from the clap
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:15 pm to hambones
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