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re: Girlfriend Gets Lost, Pulls Into a SAFE PLACE, Cops Are Called

Posted on 8/22/15 at 11:53 pm to
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22965 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

Give yourself a black eye
tell cops she hit you
Find new girl

Profit


Do you realize how much pussy you'll be swimming in?!

If I had $5 for all the times I've told the cops a woman beat me, I'd have enough to buy condoms so I don't impregnate the women that chase me after the police report is filed!
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:01 am to
quote:

Because the reason she couldn't find it is because her cell service sucked and the GPS kept going out.

Gps doesn't go out.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:10 am to
What dumb bitch gets lost nowadays?
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25249 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:27 am to
Something's not right here. You just turned and walked, yet made your girlfriend cry over it?

And you didn't raise your voice, but someone called the cops? Appears to me you may have anger issues you either aren't aware of, or are keeping from your story.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26452 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:32 am to
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I can't believe I read all that.


I can't believe this gheywad actually made a thread about nothing.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89863 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:42 am to
Can't be much of a girlfriend if she doesn't know where you live.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:51 am to
GPS does go out depending on the sensitivity. I've used $10-15k units that wouldn't lock for a while because they were set to use a lot of different satellites. Even the cheapest old ones use 3.

Mine went out in my truck last week, but the phone one still worked
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18235 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:59 am to
looks like someone getting a little reach-around action.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:01 am to
quote:

A safe place is a place in Alabama where women who are victims of domestic violence can find shelter. She pulled into that spot and parked her car to wait on me


that could be an episode of BLUE BLOODS
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:07 am to
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safe place is a place in Alabama where women who are victims of domestic violence can find shelter


That's why the cops were called dipshit.

They thought you were abusing her.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:10 am to
quote:

You must have been using the word girlfriend very loosely


I'm. 98% sure OP is a girl. They had that term to mean any girl they talk to.

If it's a guy, he's gay, nttawwt
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47781 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:13 am to
While you were ignorant for arguing with her after she pulled up in a "Safe place" parking space, you get a pass because you were sick.

She was not sick and should have her arse paddled until it glows in the dark. How long would that take, Paige?

Posted by cdaniel76
Ponchatoula
Member since Feb 2008
19783 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:29 am to
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There are 1700 homes in this development over 17 neighborhoods


It's confusing because all the trailers are white, huh?

Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:31 am to
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If you have a dog, you better hide that son of a bitch.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13901 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

 This looks like someone giving up a baby. 


That looks like someone giving up the booty.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
9657 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:42 am to
Reads like a Seinfeld episode when unfortunate events happen in a story about nothing...
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3276 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:54 am to
quote:

a story about nothing...


He hasn't given an update in 14 hours. Why do people start cliff-hanger threads like this and then not update them?

Then again, he may not have updated if he had to spend the night in jail.
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3103 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:02 am to
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He hasn't given an update in 14 hours. Why do people start cliff-hanger threads like this and then not update them?


I wish what happens in Alabama would stay in Alabama.

Anyway, Get well soon.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30557 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:05 am to
quote:

She's sitting there visibly upset and a very minor


She was scared you were getting attention due to being sick, she had to turn this around.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76227 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:08 am to
quote:

you have "Motown" in your username so I assume you are African American ( sorry about that whole slavery thing) and your GF brought you soup, , that's sounds like something a overweight white girl would do

so, Im guessing this is going to end with you being shot by the cops.

good luck

Goddammit you Hispanical SOB, when you are on, you are on!

As much as it pains me-

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