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re: Girlfriend Gets Lost, Pulls Into a SAFE PLACE, Cops Are Called
Posted on 8/22/15 at 11:53 pm to CP3
Posted on 8/22/15 at 11:53 pm to CP3
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Give yourself a black eye
tell cops she hit you
Find new girl
Profit
Do you realize how much pussy you'll be swimming in?!
If I had $5 for all the times I've told the cops a woman beat me, I'd have enough to buy condoms so I don't impregnate the women that chase me after the police report is filed!
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:01 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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Because the reason she couldn't find it is because her cell service sucked and the GPS kept going out.
Gps doesn't go out.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 1:10 am to PurpleandGold Motown
What dumb bitch gets lost nowadays?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:27 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Something's not right here. You just turned and walked, yet made your girlfriend cry over it?
And you didn't raise your voice, but someone called the cops? Appears to me you may have anger issues you either aren't aware of, or are keeping from your story.
And you didn't raise your voice, but someone called the cops? Appears to me you may have anger issues you either aren't aware of, or are keeping from your story.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:32 am to Slinky
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I can't believe I read all that.
I can't believe this gheywad actually made a thread about nothing.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:42 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Can't be much of a girlfriend if she doesn't know where you live.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:51 am to GaryMyMan
GPS does go out depending on the sensitivity. I've used $10-15k units that wouldn't lock for a while because they were set to use a lot of different satellites. Even the cheapest old ones use 3.
Mine went out in my truck last week, but the phone one still worked
Mine went out in my truck last week, but the phone one still worked
Posted on 8/23/15 at 6:59 am to Rox
looks like someone getting a little reach-around action.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:01 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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A safe place is a place in Alabama where women who are victims of domestic violence can find shelter. She pulled into that spot and parked her car to wait on me
that could be an episode of BLUE BLOODS
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:07 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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safe place is a place in Alabama where women who are victims of domestic violence can find shelter
That's why the cops were called dipshit.
They thought you were abusing her.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:10 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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You must have been using the word girlfriend very loosely
I'm. 98% sure OP is a girl. They had that term to mean any girl they talk to.
If it's a guy, he's gay, nttawwt
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:13 am to Breesus
While you were ignorant for arguing with her after she pulled up in a "Safe place" parking space, you get a pass because you were sick.
She was not sick and should have her arse paddled until it glows in the dark. How long would that take, Paige?

She was not sick and should have her arse paddled until it glows in the dark. How long would that take, Paige?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:29 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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There are 1700 homes in this development over 17 neighborhoods
It's confusing because all the trailers are white, huh?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:31 am to Lou Pai
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If you have a dog, you better hide that son of a bitch.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:36 am to Rox
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This looks like someone giving up a baby.
That looks like someone giving up the booty.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:42 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Reads like a Seinfeld episode when unfortunate events happen in a story about nothing...
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:54 am to Zephyrius
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a story about nothing...
He hasn't given an update in 14 hours. Why do people start cliff-hanger threads like this and then not update them?
Then again, he may not have updated if he had to spend the night in jail.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:02 am to TheDude321
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He hasn't given an update in 14 hours. Why do people start cliff-hanger threads like this and then not update them?
I wish what happens in Alabama would stay in Alabama.
Anyway, Get well soon.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:05 am to Rougarou4lsu
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She's sitting there visibly upset and a very minor
She was scared you were getting attention due to being sick, she had to turn this around.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:08 am to OWLFAN86
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you have "Motown" in your username so I assume you are African American ( sorry about that whole slavery thing) and your GF brought you soup, , that's sounds like something a overweight white girl would do
so, Im guessing this is going to end with you being shot by the cops.
good luck
Goddammit you Hispanical SOB, when you are on, you are on!
As much as it pains me-
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