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re: Girl impaled by golf club at Arkansas St. Frat Party

Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:47 pm to
There should be a disclaimer to the lounge , don't read if you are family, sensitive, or trying to be serious.


She's an incomplete, she'll be alright. Just lose some function, maybe be wheel chair bound
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19977 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:49 pm to
That's crazy. I don't think I could have possibly thought that could be a way to get messed up
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25919 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:23 pm to
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She probably wasn't the only person to be impaled at that party...


Oddly enough, when I read (and responded to) this you had 6 upvotes and 9 downvotes.

Sophomoric humor everywhere!
Posted by polydorr
Member since Nov 2013
1385 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:29 pm to
All jokes aside, if you can get impaled in the neck by what is essentially a half-inch diameter piece of steel rebar and NOT get an artery nicked, that's pretty fortunate.

She's moving her arms and legs and the wound will heal. She'll have a wicked scar and a (not so great) story.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:51 pm to
Holy shite...
Posted by Bama9507
Member since Oct 2009
441 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:53 pm to
I always try to be "that" guy that brought the football
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45571 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:59 pm to
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Kappa Alpha


dammit why are we always the ones doing stupid shite





















IWHI
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72500 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 3:41 pm to
During Arbor Day in middle school, a took a shot at a baby tree w/root ball with a measuring stick. Measuring stick broke clean in half.

Quickly planted the tree, ditched the measuring stick, and fled back to class none the wiser (except three friends).

All I got.
Posted by goatman1419
Prairieville,LA
Member since Jan 2007
3070 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

That's what....two stoke penalty?


Man made obstacle if you can't move it you can take drop two club lengths.
Posted by mommas boy
Member since Sep 2012
2234 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 5:33 pm to
great thread title. had my mind in the gutter until I read the story.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 5:34 pm to
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Arkansas St


NF
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
22032 posts
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:06 pm to
These facts are too identical to what happened to the best man in my wedding to not be my friend. He was not a LSU guy but an expectant father for the first time, out playing just for the shite of it, point being he was not a serious golfer & was just messing around. When the club went into his neck, we all froze, as nothing was "happening". But when he pulled the club out, blood came out like a river & by the time we got him to the ER he was in a coma & died 3 days later.His son was born the next wk. My son, grandson to be of my friend, was born the day of his funeral. Both my son & his were named after him.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177371 posts
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:36 pm to
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But when he pulled the club out

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