GF found some panties in my clean laundry today

I have never been more scared and just at a loss for words in my life. She held up these dirty (and very large) panties asking “what is this?”

I’m still waking up laying in bed racing through my head thinking who’s could those possibly be while also very nervously laughing because I know for a fact I have never cheated on her so I’m thinking they have to be years old stuck under the bed. Until I realize the enormous size of them and realize it can’t possibly be anyone I know.

Then after the initial panic I remember that I’m a poor who uses a shared facility for my building and there are two other ladies who live downstairs and a guy who lives across the hall (only see him once every six months, great dude) that are about in the size range and their laundry likely got stuck in the dryer and got unknowingly plucked up by me.

So that was my morning.