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GF asked for a vacuum for christmas
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:11 am
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:11 am
Marriage material or is this a trap? 
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Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:11 am to deltaland
DON'T DO IT
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:12 am to deltaland
thats a test baw
dont fail...
dont fail...
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:12 am to deltaland
Is it in writing, in triplicate, and notarized?
If not, Scruffy recommends being wary.
If not, Scruffy recommends being wary.
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:12 am to deltaland
Tell her to get to sucking then
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:14 am to deltaland
She wants that in addition to other shite. You can’t only get her a vacuum.
:itsatrap:
:itsatrap:
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:14 am to deltaland
buy her a vacuum on the 20th and give it to her. tell her to clean the fricking house before guests arrive. get her a real christmas present. Profit.
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:15 am to deltaland
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:20 am to deltaland
the good ones like dyson are expensive. If that’s what she wants then it’s a good present. I got my wife one years ago because the dog hair was taking over the house and she was happy as shite
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:22 am to deltaland
This is the biggest trap I’ve ever seen.
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:22 am to deltaland
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:24 am to deltaland
You’re not that dumb, are you?
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:26 am to TDsngumbo
It might be genuine. A lot of girls like to act like they are domesticated and want a fancy Dyson. Then they wont use it and god forbid you ask them to.
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:26 am to deltaland
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:27 am to deltaland
good Lord people. Just because you saw a meme on facebook once about this being some sort of "trap" doesn't mean that's real life.
If OP's wife ASKED for one, get her one. One of my best friends' wife got a fancy arse dyson for her bday last year and was almost in tears at how happy she was. Those things are legit as hell. If your wife is typically one that vaccums the house, how would getting her something to make the job easier be a bad thing?
If OP's wife ASKED for one, get her one. One of my best friends' wife got a fancy arse dyson for her bday last year and was almost in tears at how happy she was. Those things are legit as hell. If your wife is typically one that vaccums the house, how would getting her something to make the job easier be a bad thing?
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:27 am to Cosmo
Think OP thinks a fleshlite is a vacuum cleaner
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:27 am to deltaland
Marriage material- but save yourself a headache and get her a nice piece of jewelry to wrap on top of the vacuum
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:29 am to deltaland
Marriage material would already have a nice vacuum.
Unless she needs a new one because she put so many hours of wear and tear on the other one it died. If that’s the case she may very well be marriage material.
How much does she enjoy sucking cock?
Unless she needs a new one because she put so many hours of wear and tear on the other one it died. If that’s the case she may very well be marriage material.
How much does she enjoy sucking cock?
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:29 am to deltaland
It means she wants a maid... get her a maid
Posted on 12/14/19 at 11:30 am to deltaland
Trap, she'll change once married.
And not for the good.
And not for the good.
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