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re: Getting screwed by a stripper twice - Bourbon Street trials and tribulations

Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:27 am to
Posted by TigerMeister
North shore
Member since Nov 2009
2395 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:27 am to
quote:

.keep your cash and your ID in your front pocket.

I always do this when I'm on Bourban
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14571 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:27 am to
at least you didn't get your arse whipped the second time
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27242 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:28 am to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103298 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:42 am to
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really into me


:kige:
Posted by Shankopotomus
Social Distanced
Member since Feb 2009
21057 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:43 am to
so in the matter of a few weeks, you make the exact same bad decision TWICE?

Fool me once...frick it, you're an idiot.
Posted by GonePecan
Southeast of disorder
Member since Feb 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:47 am to
quote:

the night started off slow with a long wait in line at Acme Oyster House

quote:

good seafood


You're from Iowa, right? The stripper could tell.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151081 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:52 am to
Play trashy games, win trashy prizes.

Also, women be shoppin, and you're a fricking idiot for letting your wallet get stolen...twice...from the same chick.
Posted by Alonzo
Member since Jun 2014
1024 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16074 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:54 am to
TL:DR
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6765 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:59 am to
So a black hooker(if she's blowing you for $, simply stripping is not her forte) in New Orleans robs you and you went back with her a second time? You sound like a complete moron.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36743 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:04 am to
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stripper of African decent


My first thought is always AIDS.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:05 am to
Same thing happened to me 7 times on a year period
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11514 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:06 am to
New Orleans strip club threads are always entertaining.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:09 am to
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
5661 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:21 am to
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Same thing happened to me 7 times on a year period
I think it's supposed to stop bleeding in a few days.

You must have had to buy a shitload of pads and tampons.
Posted by MiloTealeaf
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
168 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:27 am to
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:29 am to
I honestly don't understand the fascination that some of you fools have with these strippers...they're money grubbing, drug addicted whores.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
25080 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:32 am to
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I honestly don't understand the fascination that some of you fools have with these strippers


Answer in bold:

quote:

hey're money grubbing, drug addicted whores.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:34 am to
Fool me once...shame on you.

Fool me twice....
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:36 am to
Outside of bachelor party fun....don't understand the appeal of strippers and how some posters seem to go there on a weekly basis; it's as much of a money pit as going to a casino weekly. If y'all's old ladies are that much of prudes you shouldn't have married them in the first place.
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