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re: Getting screwed by a stripper twice - Bourbon Street trials and tribulations
Posted on 6/27/14 at 9:52 am to TDsngumbo
Posted on 6/27/14 at 9:52 am to TDsngumbo
so instead of finding out why you got your arse kicked and where your wallet went you decided to go to the back for another lap dance from the same chick that had you beat down before?
WTF is wrong with you?
WTF is wrong with you?
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 9:54 am to TDsngumbo
"Hue"...Classic!
Posted on 6/27/14 at 9:56 am to TDsngumbo
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stripper
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that was really into me
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 9:57 am
Posted on 6/27/14 at 9:58 am to TDsngumbo
Great wall of text! Next time put as much thought in to your decisions as you do in to TD.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:02 am to TDsngumbo
I used to party like that.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:06 am to TDsngumbo
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Getting screwed by a stripper twice
I got screwed once. Took a working girl back to my hotel room. I paid, then she asked that I take a quick shower before we toured the superdome.
Not surprisingly she stole my wallet while I was in the shower.
Took me half the next day to find a place to cash a money order that I had in my truck so I could buy gas to get back home.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:07 am to Dr RC
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so instead of finding out why you got your arse kicked and where your wallet went you decided to go to the back for another lap dance from the same chick that had you beat down before?
WTF is wrong with you?
I wanted to feel it out and possibly get some answers and catch them in the act. That's why I brought my friends with me this time for them to get lapdances too. We were all together getting lapdances so we figured they couldn't steal from all three of us without us realizing. We were wrong.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:08 am to dkreller
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So you get your wallet stolen and take a beating and then one week later you go back for more?
It wasn't the next week. The first time was a few months ago.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:09 am to TDsngumbo
1. When out at a bar, especially a strip joint, never, I mean NEVER get as drunk as what you described. You've got to keep your wits about you otherwise shite like what you recounted in your OP will happen.
2. You need to go get some tests done to see what all she gave you. I got three words for you "bull head clap".
2. You need to go get some tests done to see what all she gave you. I got three words for you "bull head clap".
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:10 am to TDsngumbo
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Getting screwed by a stripper twice - Bourbon Street trials and tribulations
Nothing personal, but … this is Epically Unfathomable Stupidity on your part. That's about the kindest way I can put it.
Best take a nice, long break before hitting another strip club.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:10 am to Darth_Vader
I mean she could have had the blue waffle and you wouldn't have know while you were down there
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:11 am to dkreller
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So you get your wallet stolen and take a beating and then one week later you go back for more?
Isnt this the same exact thing that happened to "the boys from Angel Beach"? Anyone who saw Porky's as a boy learned that you never go right back to the place you just got your arse kicked.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:12 am to LSUvegasbombed
I haven't "strip clubbed" in years...but one rule of thumb i always had was...keep your cash and your ID in your front pocket...no wallet in the club...that means no ATM card either...you run out of $...you're done...AND...it is hard as hell to steal your shite when its in your front pocket...
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:13 am to TDsngumbo
I hate white people.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:13 am to TDsngumbo
That's why I steer clear of black strippers
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:14 am to TDsngumbo
This is like the most depressing story I've ever read
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:15 am to JOHNN
Goddamn bouncers man. I always have run ins with those guys for what usually seems like no reason. One time a waitress at Rick's had a bouncer toss us because I said "No I'm good" when she asked if I wanted another drink after like the 8th round. More recently we were at Temptations and the bouncer kicked my chair and cursed at me because he thought I was blocking the walk way. He could have just asked me to move and I would have had no problem with it.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:21 am to yellowfin
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That's why I steer clear of black strippers
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:22 am to TDsngumbo
Sounds like someone wants to be Tucker Max. You're not very smart.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:26 am to TDsngumbo
When I was in my early 20's me and a friend used to frequent this grimy strip club in Bham called the Play Late Club. Anyway, me and him are in there one night and this blonde dancer sits down with us and starts giving us the usual line about buying a "ladies" drink if we want her to stay there. Of course we are like nah, I can see titties from here without having you sit at the table. So she was like frick it and hung out anyway. A few minutes go by and she is up next on the stage, but before she heads off she hands me her crown royal bag with all the money she's made inside it. So I'm like ok whatever, and she goes and hits the stage for her 3 songs. A few minutes later she comes back over and deposits all of her earnings in the bag, and then she disappears leaving the bag with me. I assume she went to do some blow off the toilet seat. Anyway, we are waiting on her to come back and she never does. The lights are now turned on and it's closing time. Next thing you know they kick me and my friend and the bag of money out of the club. So like dumbasses we figure we will just wait on her to get off and give her the money back, but after 20 minutes or so there is no sign of anyone leaving this shithole. For whatever reason, I'm too honest I guess, I end up banging on the front door. This fat arse woman opens the door, yelling they are closed and I'm telling her fatass I'm trying to give one of her crackhead dancers her bag of money back.
Looking back I should have kept it because it would have made a better story
So like dumbasses we figure we will just wait on her to get off and give her the money back, but after 20 minutes or so there is no sign of anyone leaving this shithole. For whatever reason, I'm too honest I guess, I end up banging on the front door. This fat arse woman opens the door, yelling they are closed and I'm telling her fatass I'm trying to give one of her crackhead dancers her bag of money back. Looking back I should have kept it because it would have made a better story
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