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re: German Man paid over $4K to have his 3-inch penis extended by one inch

Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73254 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:54 pm to
I remember Flip Wilson had an inflatable penis. That seems better. You can still feel the nerves.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6396 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:59 pm to
$4K for an extra isn't that bad. I may have to look into it. I'm at the national average but who wants to be average?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87680 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

the average length in Germany is just over five inches when erect.


This is why German women are so crazy about der schwartz.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87680 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I told her if I had another inch I'd be a King!


She said if I had an inch less I'd be a Queen!



She asked me who I thought I was gonna please with THAT thing.

My response: Me, baby. Me.
Posted by Bring Da Wood
Texas
Member since Dec 2006
2151 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:05 pm to
Sounds like he was shorted.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21145 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:06 pm to
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She asked me who I thought I was gonna please with THAT thing. My response: Me, baby. Me.


As long as he gets off, that's all that should matter. frick them bitches
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:08 pm to
meh, having 4" instead of 3" to work with means she still wont know if you are in her yet.

i mean hell man, while your there give the poor man at least 6" so he can be marginal at best with the rest of the herd
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11695 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:09 pm to
1/3s or 1/4's who gives a frick
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31110 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:14 pm to
I’ve got 100k. How many feet could I get?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21145 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

I’ve got 100k. How many feet could I get?


Would be a waste of money.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4600 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:24 pm to
2cm increase in girth ain't nothing to shake a stick at. But wouldn't the fat eventually get reabsorbed by the body making it a temporary thing?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21145 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:28 pm to
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But wouldn't the fat eventually get reabsorbed by the body making it a temporary thing?


Possibly but that would keep his doctor busy if it did.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73902 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:31 pm to
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would keep his doctor busy if it did.



gotta keep going back for re-fills?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:31 pm to
So..a new pre-owned car, or 5" addition?
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 3:32 pm
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
42338 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:36 pm to
Must not have been this guy then:




Also me down for 20k.

Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4682 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:37 pm to
Can anybody loan me 12k. I’ll pay you back after tax season
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4600 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:39 pm to
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gotta keep going back for re-fills?

If it's like fat-based lip filler he will. I hope he's got his lineup ready for the next 6 months to get his money's worth.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
17538 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

eh, if 3 inches is your problem, 4 aint gonna help.


THIS
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92842 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:40 pm to
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4k per inch?

I’ll take 12k’s worth.
Posted by threeputtforbogie
Addison, TX
Member since Sep 2017
977 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:42 pm to
Can’t say I blame him, but I certainly wouldn’t be bragging about it.
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