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re: Gender neutral Santa? Survey says St. Nick is ready for rebranding
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:12 am to Prominentwon
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:12 am to Prominentwon
TBH I only ever see this stuff when it's dragged on here. I just appreciate headline of survey says this but it doesn't.
You haven't lived until you're an atheist explaining to your niece and nephew that even though they know santa isn't real because their parents didn't want then to have Christmas magic (because they're Baptists) that Santa did exist and it's a good thing to keep the Christmas magic going.
You haven't lived until you're an atheist explaining to your niece and nephew that even though they know santa isn't real because their parents didn't want then to have Christmas magic (because they're Baptists) that Santa did exist and it's a good thing to keep the Christmas magic going.
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:21 am to Tigerbait357
They want to take the jolly out of everything. Even Santa’s dick.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:21 am to Tigerbait357
How do you make him gender neutral?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:23 am to Tigerbait357
IDGAF about what some survey says... I just want to sit on Kurt Russell's lap and tell him what I want for Christmas.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:31 am to Tigerbait357
Here is the new Santa.
I think I hit all the request.
I think I hit all the request.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:33 am to Jackie Chan
More than likely, that’s what the 100 douches that voted on this thing looks like.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:34 am to Tigerbait357
I don’t think we need fat old bearded ladies taking these jobs.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:39 am to Tigerbait357
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while 17 percent approved of a gender-neutral Kris Kringle.
What the frick even is this?
Santa’s a man. End of discussion. He’s got a fricking beard. Seriously, frick off you worthless proggies. Anyone that wants to chop Santa’s balls off can get sodomized by a reindeer.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:40 am to TexasTiger34
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Wasn't saint nick a real person? A Male one at that?
Santa is an amalgam of various pagan and Christian figures
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:42 am to Tigerbait357
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Santa should be a woman
Agreed. And sitting on Santa's lap should be replaced by a lap dance from Santa
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:44 am to Tigerbait357
Who did they survey? The City of San Francisco?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:47 am to Tiger Prawn
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And sitting on Santa's lap should be replaced by a lap dance from Santa
Instead of sitting on her lap she can sit on my face
Posted on 12/14/18 at 12:09 pm to Tigerbait357
Every 26000 years, more or less, there is a mass extinction event on this planet. Its time.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 12:14 pm to Tigerbait357
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 12:24 pm to TexasTiger34
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Wasn't saint nick a real person? A Male one at that?
Yes. The current pop culture image was created by Coca-Cola but the original served on the Council of Nicea.
Getting rid of boots and the red suit would be impractical given the weather this time of year. Tattoos would be a waste of time since you can't expose skin to the cold.
Proggies should invent their own character for this time of year. A non binary neckbeard in a dress, making that stupid soy face expression.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 12:25 pm to Tigerbait357
fricking liberals are going to ruin childhood for everyone
Posted on 12/14/18 at 12:29 pm to Tigerbait357
South Park got it right almost 20 years ago.
“Happy happy happy...everybody happy.”
“Happy happy happy...everybody happy.”
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:27 pm to Tigerbait357
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Survey says St. Nick is ready for rebranding
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till, 72 percent said Santa should be a man.
Jesus
They apparently DONT think he needs rebranding. I hate when articles have titles like that.
This post was edited on 12/14/18 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:29 pm to Tigerbait357
I think Santa should be a woman. Extremely hot one that I can have her sit on my lap
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:29 pm to Tigerbait357
Have these idiots not heard of Mrs. Claus? Santa is a man. Deal with it, progs.
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