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Geese are taking over the country

Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:04 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:04 pm
We have been under attack and don’t even know it. Meanwhile the ducks are MIA. It’s time to fight back. Save the ducks; frick them a-hole geese.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55979 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:08 pm to
I hunt the conservation order season every year after duck season ends….the struggle is real….
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62852 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:08 pm to
The goose population exploded under Biden. It's 100% fact at this point that birds are fake and are just surveillance tools.

Are you paying attention yet?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10184 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:10 pm to
Canadian geese are invasive to the US and should be eliminated.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:10 pm to
I’m goose. I’m a democrat. I don’t pay for shite. I walk all over your shite and shite on your yard driveway and pay no taxes. If you chase me, I only fat walk away slowly. We travel in packs and you can’t do shite to me. No bitch, we ain’t getting out of the skreet!
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33858 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

The goose population exploded under Biden.


Need to start putting them on buses headed for D.C.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34998 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
5347 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:11 pm to
Geese are likely surveillance drones being sent by Canada to spy on Americans and gather intelligence. We're already being invaded from the South and those bastards up north are preparing to join in.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32512 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:14 pm to
Goose sausage is delicious. Shoot the shite out of them during conservation.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62852 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:14 pm to
They don't care about the geese blocking traffic and being assholes in fly over country. Let's put some of those spying assholes on Pennsylvania Ave and see what they think.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164048 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:15 pm to
Those things shite like golden retrievers
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:15 pm to
They shite battery acid
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47121 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Save the ducks; frick them a-hole geese.


I have 20+ ducks that enter the yard to eat every day.

A large majority of them are ducks we hatched and raised and their own ducklings; adding 3 more to the mix soon, I think they are Pekins.

The geese stay the frick out.
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3796 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:20 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:21 pm to
Keep quacking the good fight homie
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
7932 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Geese are taking over the country

There won't be many around after Thanksgiving when turkey hits $30 per pound.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Member since Feb 2005
19187 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:25 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62852 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:25 pm to
Are they all delicious? At least one variation is called the ribeye of the sky. I'll start patrolling neighborhood ponds if they all taste like that.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53597 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 8:26 pm to
frick those evil Canadian bastards. I say to hell with the lot of em!
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