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Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:42 pm to Eli Goldfinger
sexyfirefighter@________.com
I interviewed him just for fun. He was at least 370 lbs. I couldn't help but laugh.
I interviewed him just for fun. He was at least 370 lbs. I couldn't help but laugh.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:47 pm to SaturdayTraditions
What kind of fun?
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
This thread reminds me of when Michael Scott made an online dating profile and made his username "LittleKidLover" so that women would know where his priorities were at.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:55 pm to Eli Goldfinger
To: 420blazeit69satan@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Interview
Hello, I'm sorry to inform you that you did not get the job on this occasion
Subject: RE: Interview
Hello, I'm sorry to inform you that you did not get the job on this occasion
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:58 pm to Muice
quote:
What kind of fun?
Well, the resume also had a paragraph written completely in Latin as his objective statement. o I called him in and asked him to translate it for me. Of course I had Googled the phrase ahead of time, and it was a nonsensical phrase that he found on a resume template and never deleted. I used it as a teaching opportunity. I told him about the email as well as the objective statement and everything else that was wrong with the resume... including listing his fraternity vice-presidency under "past employers."
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:59 pm to Eli Goldfinger
H.R.Clinton@potus.gov
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:03 pm to Breesus
quote:
I hope that's real
It is. He also had one of those stupid tattoos on the inside of his index finger of a mustache. But Fagatron is what embarrassed him.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:07 pm to boxcarbarney
I had a drunkenahole@whatever.com come in two months ago. He did not get a call.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:07 pm to boxcarbarney
quote:
He also had one of those stupid tattoos on the inside of his index finger of a mustache. But Fagatron is what embarrassed him.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:21 pm to djangochained
quote:
Brian Adcock
BADCOCK@XXXXX
i knew a daniel adcock and either his email or AIM was DADCOCK19##
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:32 pm to Eli Goldfinger
IWHI@TD.com
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:37 pm to Eli Goldfinger
bonercity69@
believe it or not it was a girl
ETA: It wasn't on a resume, but it is funny hearing a girl give her email address.
believe it or not it was a girl
ETA: It wasn't on a resume, but it is funny hearing a girl give her email address.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:39 pm to Breesus
mexicancutiepiexxxx@hotmail.com
the 'xxxx' was actually the year she was born.
Then a week later strangest thing happened we met her at hooters she was a waitress and looked white as can be.
I told her to update her email.. lol
the 'xxxx' was actually the year she was born.
Then a week later strangest thing happened we met her at hooters she was a waitress and looked white as can be.
I told her to update her email.. lol
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:41 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I chuckle at some patients put on their new client packets.
BBC
dix out 4 tha boyz
(Just two I read this week)
BBC
dix out 4 tha boyz
(Just two I read this week)
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:54 pm to Eli Goldfinger
this wasn't an e-mail ,but it was on a resume'.
Guy came in to apply for a yard/warehouse type job. Our company had cheap,generic Office Depot type applications.
One question was: Reason for leaving last job
He brings it in to me and I'm reading it over. I can tell he's not going to get an MBA anytime soon,but this was for a warehouse job. For the answer on reason for leaving last job he writes:
STeal DARE.
I looked at it and said,"what does steal DARE mean?" I was thinking the school program DARE since he was about 20,21.
He looked at me affirmatively and nodded and said,"I'm steal dare."
Oh,of course you are.
Guy came in to apply for a yard/warehouse type job. Our company had cheap,generic Office Depot type applications.
One question was: Reason for leaving last job
He brings it in to me and I'm reading it over. I can tell he's not going to get an MBA anytime soon,but this was for a warehouse job. For the answer on reason for leaving last job he writes:
STeal DARE.
I looked at it and said,"what does steal DARE mean?" I was thinking the school program DARE since he was about 20,21.
He looked at me affirmatively and nodded and said,"I'm steal dare."
Oh,of course you are.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:08 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I love when I have to email a parent and it's something along the lines of...
sexychocolate03@gmail
sexychocolate03@gmail
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:23 pm to boxcarbarney
quote:
Not and email address on a resume, but when I was working at the bank, I had a customer who was having trouble with his online banking. Trying to troubleshoot the issue, I asked him for his user ID. He turned red, and mumbled "its spelled F-A-G-A-T-R-O-N" Me: Fagatron? Him: Yeah... Me. Ok Mr. Tron, let's see if we can get this fixed for you.
Similar situation, I had a client using our system and his password was count$mash69. His IT guy sent it over email to a large group in our office when we were troubleshooting something for him. The whole place erupted.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:27 pm to boxcarbarney
quote:
It is. He also had one of those stupid tattoos on the inside of his index finger of a mustache. But Fagatron is what embarrassed him.
Was fagatron very very skinny, extremely pale, a little over 6ft, with the initials CG?
I think we know the same fagatron.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 6:33 pm to X123F45
I don't remember his name; tbis was years ago. I remember him being tall with dark hair. I don't remember him being skinny. Kind of looked like Will Muschamp. Kind of.
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