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re: funniest place you've heard somebody let one rip
Posted on 7/16/18 at 12:03 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 7/16/18 at 12:03 pm to OMLandshark
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Name a place where people fart more than a movie theater? A bathroom or plane are in pretty much it. That’s not a “funny place” to fart.
I think airport bathrooms take the cake. It’s the worst of all worlds. I’ve heard more fart noises in there than anywhere else.
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 12:12 pm to L1C4
one of my Baws let one rip in an elevator we were on with a woman and her young son. It was a long three floor ride. She couldn't get off fast enough 
Posted on 7/16/18 at 12:49 pm to nvasil1
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More recently, my 90 year old grandmother was guzzling red wine at a family Christmas party and she dropped a series of bombs in quick succession. I eventually shot her a "wtf?" look and she just winked at me.
My grandma gets the walking farts when she has more than one glass of wine. She basically machine guns a quick little fart with each step. She's also this bubbly southern grandma so with each fart she goes "oops" "oops" "oops".
It's hysterical and easily one of the weirdestly endearing things I first thing about when I think about her.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:18 pm to L1C4
10th grade. Guy moved to school/town during Christmas break. At the time first semester exams were a few weeks after we got back from Christmas.
So its Spanish class and the teacher told him to take it but it obviously wouldn't count,etc. Classroom is set up with a few rows on the right facing the ones on the left and then some in the back. Poor guy is on the corner of one of the side rows sort of out in the middle of the room.
Of course during the exam you can hear a pin drop.To make things even more amusing the guy was rather chubby not huge,but big. Poor guy let one go and turned 10 shades of red. Other than a few uncontrollable snickers no one laughed,which could have made it better for him,really.
But,oh,man. New chubby kid right in the middle of an exam. Wow.
So its Spanish class and the teacher told him to take it but it obviously wouldn't count,etc. Classroom is set up with a few rows on the right facing the ones on the left and then some in the back. Poor guy is on the corner of one of the side rows sort of out in the middle of the room.
Of course during the exam you can hear a pin drop.To make things even more amusing the guy was rather chubby not huge,but big. Poor guy let one go and turned 10 shades of red. Other than a few uncontrollable snickers no one laughed,which could have made it better for him,really.
But,oh,man. New chubby kid right in the middle of an exam. Wow.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:24 pm to EyeTwentyNole
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Her son coincidentally, who was the basketball coach who kicked me off the team for leaving a game to go watch FSU/VT in the NC in 99, is now the Headmaster there
That game was Jan. 4, 2000 baw. I was there.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:27 pm to patnuh
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Not a weird place
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but a friend and I were traveling
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nd stopped at a mall to use the bathroom.
Weird AF bruh
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:42 pm to L1C4
Didnt see it myself but just the story made me laugh my asss off
A buddy of mine and his ol lady were getting down with things and she was blowing him on the edge of the bed when he tried to readjust himself he cut one loose in her face, he then stood up slid his pants back on and went grab a beer out of the fridge.
A buddy of mine and his ol lady were getting down with things and she was blowing him on the edge of the bed when he tried to readjust himself he cut one loose in her face, he then stood up slid his pants back on and went grab a beer out of the fridge.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:52 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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’m in the huge men’s room, 20 stalls... out of nowhere I hear the loudest fart imaginable. I couldn’t hold back and laughed loudly.
I hate going in a bathroom in public because when someone next to me is cutting loose i cannot not laugh. I was in a stall at dow chemical in plaquemine and this guy (An old bastard) comes in the stall next to me and ripped arse for what felt like an hour.. I was fighting back tears i was laughing so hard
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:56 pm to L1C4
A buddy of mine has a funny story of his autistic brother letting a big one go during a very quiet part of mass that made him laugh out loud.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:03 pm to L1C4
I let out a screaming mimi right in the middle of my vows at my wedding. I guess I was nervous.. this was just four months ago
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:07 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Conference call. Totally had the one guy who called in from home and thought he was muted.
You and I might work for the same people. BTW, it was an accident. :wink:
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:51 pm to FootballNostradamus
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grandma gets the walking farts
My grandma used to be bad about that. Lol
She would get up and walk across the room and rip about 15 of them without breaking stride or having any acknowledgement of it.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:24 pm to SwampBandit
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buddy of mine and his ol lady were getting down with things and she was blowing him on the edge of the bed when he tried to readjust himself he cut one loose in her face, he then stood up slid his pants back on and went grab a beer out of the fridge.
That’s unbelievably embarrassing
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:36 pm to cbree88
This wasn't a fart, but just as loud, if not louder.
I was skipping school, and doing shite with a buddy, well finally my gfriend calling in for me backfired, some how my pops got my report card and seen the 50 days missed( we would go to baseball games, mall, eat, six flags, etc).
I get called into the counselors office, and i thought it was for not turning in my classes for next semester, no dice, she tells me were waiting for my father to have a meeting with principle.
Meeting starts, and my fathers stomach is growling, and i mean growling like the dickens, it's so loud, that the principle has to stop every time he's talking. I'm about to run out laughing my arse off. And it just keeps going and going. I only got 1 week of in school suspension from it. But man, i never heard a stomach growl that loud. And i will never forget principle lecturing me, and having to stopping because my fathers stomach is so loud.
I was skipping school, and doing shite with a buddy, well finally my gfriend calling in for me backfired, some how my pops got my report card and seen the 50 days missed( we would go to baseball games, mall, eat, six flags, etc).
I get called into the counselors office, and i thought it was for not turning in my classes for next semester, no dice, she tells me were waiting for my father to have a meeting with principle.
Meeting starts, and my fathers stomach is growling, and i mean growling like the dickens, it's so loud, that the principle has to stop every time he's talking. I'm about to run out laughing my arse off. And it just keeps going and going. I only got 1 week of in school suspension from it. But man, i never heard a stomach growl that loud. And i will never forget principle lecturing me, and having to stopping because my fathers stomach is so loud.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:34 pm to SeeeeK
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i will never forget principle lecturing me
You should also remember that there is a pal in principal.
They probably covered that on one of the 50 days you skipped. Still, it was probably worth it.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:14 pm to Twenty 49
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You should also remember that there is a pal in principal.
Great positive thinking!
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:49 am to Hangit
I always refer to the season not the actual date of the bowl game a few days after NY's
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