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funniest place you've heard somebody let one rip

Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:00 pm
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13172 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:00 pm
In hs, kid named Donald would let one off in class. Echoed off wood desk. Sounded like a chain saw.

At the movies during a quiet scene, somebody cranked out a loud one.

At the grocery store, in the next aisle.
What is it about grocery stores that make people want to crop dust?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98745 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:00 pm to
Funeral
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:02 pm to
Your mom on my face
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24500 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:03 pm to
When we were kids, my friend let a loud one at church during the sermon. Followed shortly by me laughing like a hyena
This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 12:04 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:04 pm to
The guy in the casket at a wake.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:08 pm to
Conference call. Totally had the one guy who called in from home and thought he was muted.

He was not. Let one rip right in the middle of a point the president of the company was trying to make.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11599 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:08 pm to
In a restaurant..a guy let out one real loud. I was with two lady co-workers and one look at me and said it wasn't me! Something tells me the guy just got finish with a colonoscopy...He looked the age and a little effed up. Plus he had two women with him who looked like they were his handlers.
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Apr 2009
10171 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:09 pm to
I was at a meeting with Colonels in attendance and someone let one rip. Not a single person in the room even acknowledged it. I guess everyone was afraid that it was one of the bosses.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:09 pm to
My 4th grade teacher while writing on the chalkboard.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11139 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:14 pm to
In 7th grade p.e we were taking the Presidential achievement test. We paired up to do the sit ups, but there was an odd number. The lady teacher held a guy's feet while he ripped several in a row. Her hair was parted.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29287 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:21 pm to
In my face
Posted by VerlanderBEAST
Member since Dec 2011
18984 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:25 pm to
Right before the big drop on a roller coaster
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:26 pm to
I had an older guy at work rip one really loud in a meeting. A few minutes later he answered his cell phone and said "I'll be right there". I guess he shite his pants
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9716 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:28 pm to
Years ago at McDonalds for lunch with a couple friends, the crazy one of the bunch lets one rip on the hollow plastic bench seat. It sounded like he shite through a bullhorn, it was so loud. The workers behind the counter were a good 25ft away and when he dropped it they all froze in place with their eyes and mouth wide open in disbelief. It was stone quiet for about 5 seconds until somebody busted out laughing then the whole place erupted.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19212 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:32 pm to
Taking ACT's summer before my senior year of high school. It was about 1/2 hr in so it was good and quiet. It seemed to echo off of the cinder block walls forever. The girl that did it was so embarrassed she just started crying silently so she wouldn't get in trouble by the administrator.
This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 12:33 pm
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:45 pm to
Wedding. Best man cut loose with a putrid whiskey fart. Even the people in the first row were gagging.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1408 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:56 pm to
Tram going across Royal Gorge. Guy In middle of it ripped one. It was horrible No where to go and minimal ventilation!
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9418 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:56 pm to
In third grade during the Pledge of Allegiance I tried to ease out a silent one, but it came out loud and long. Everybody started laughing and I immediately pointed the blame off on my first cousin, a girl, who was standing in the row beside me. She pointed the blame back, and we never missed a beat saying the pledge. Is this worse than kneeling during the anthem?
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6714 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:00 pm to
Not a weird place, but a friend and I were traveling and stopped at a mall to use the bathroom. We ran in there and a minute later some guy came in full Harry from Dumb and Dumber, making noises and crazy fart sounds. We were dying laughing for a solid 5 minutes.
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18518 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:01 pm to
As a catholic, we had to do a pre-marriage retreat and the final night we all had to sit on the ground in a dimly lit chapel and pray or something with a candle sitting in between us. One guy was sitting Indian style and went to readjust his legs and accidentally (or not) ripped a huge fart. I giggled like a school girl for at least 30 minutes.
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