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re: funniest place you've heard somebody let one rip
Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:03 pm to L1C4
Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:03 pm to L1C4
I personally didn’t hear it but this is the funniest fart in public I’ve ever experienced.
When I was a teenager we went to Ft Walton for a family vacation, it was me, my dad and stepmother, and my half brother who is 10 years younger than me. He was probably 4-5 years old at the time.
Dad got sunburned the first day so us three left him in the condo and went to Walgreens or some place similar to get aloe lotion for his burn. While my stepmother and I were looking at the choices my brother wandered off. Then we hear him screaming as loud as he could “you farted you farted you farted” over and over. I walked around the corner to the next aisle and he’s pointing at a beet red man screaming this as 3-4 other strangers lookin. Poor bastard
When I was a teenager we went to Ft Walton for a family vacation, it was me, my dad and stepmother, and my half brother who is 10 years younger than me. He was probably 4-5 years old at the time.
Dad got sunburned the first day so us three left him in the condo and went to Walgreens or some place similar to get aloe lotion for his burn. While my stepmother and I were looking at the choices my brother wandered off. Then we hear him screaming as loud as he could “you farted you farted you farted” over and over. I walked around the corner to the next aisle and he’s pointing at a beet red man screaming this as 3-4 other strangers lookin. Poor bastard
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Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:28 pm to L1C4
My sister worked as a bank teller thru college. There was an older lady with a condition that she couldn't control. With time you get use to the sound, and it would surprise customers who didnt know. Mostly orderless, but from time to time though apparently it would clear the room. Especially since the drive-thru was a seperte room down the hall. Ha.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:42 pm to L1C4
In high school, a black guy snuck a sucker into class after lunch. The AC was kicking and the cool air always made us sleepy.
Well, he falls asleep with the sucker in his mouth with his head down on his desk. Spit was dripping down his face/chin and puddling on his desk. Me and 2 buddies were about to faint from trying not to laugh out loud.
This goes I for 5 minutes until, in his sleep, he rips a monster on the metal and wood chair! It wakes him up and he proceeds to wipe his face and gets spit all over.
It was too much for everyone, but me and my boys got thrown out of class for ot being able to stop laughing.
Well, he falls asleep with the sucker in his mouth with his head down on his desk. Spit was dripping down his face/chin and puddling on his desk. Me and 2 buddies were about to faint from trying not to laugh out loud.
This goes I for 5 minutes until, in his sleep, he rips a monster on the metal and wood chair! It wakes him up and he proceeds to wipe his face and gets spit all over.
It was too much for everyone, but me and my boys got thrown out of class for ot being able to stop laughing.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:06 pm to L1C4
I heard a fat girl let one rip during reflection time at a retreat at the Catholic high school that I went to. Lol
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:40 pm to L1C4
I was at the plate during batting practice for my HS team. I was just about to knock the everliving frick out of the ball. I swung as hard as I could, whiffed, and in the process let out a fart so loud it could be heard across the entire field. The whole team fell apart. Luckily, my team was full of dumbasses, retards, and morons, so they weren't able to come up with a clever nickname that would stick with me throughout high school.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:44 pm to L1C4
Bedroom. A fart while having sex is hilarious
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:03 pm to L1C4
Wife’s grandfathers funeral. Old usher guy was moving casket after family private saying good bye time.
He backed into a flower arrangement and knocked it over so I guess it startled him and he let out a big fart.
Hardest time in my life I’ve had to not bust out laughing
He backed into a flower arrangement and knocked it over so I guess it startled him and he let out a big fart.
Hardest time in my life I’ve had to not bust out laughing
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:05 pm to L1C4
Myself and three other colleagues were in a web development training course when one of the instructors, a student intern in the IT department, let one go while making his part of the presentation, front and center of the room. I struggled to mute my laughter and wasn't sure any of the other people beside me noticed it because they said nothing, despite the fact he said "oh, excuse me" during his speech. He did it so quickly, and without hesitation, that everyone else likely missed it completely.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:06 pm to L1C4
My buddy played with Jewel & just told me a funny road story this weekend.
They were on a west coast gig & one of her players had to ask her some some pre-show question. Having just finished catering, he silently loosed a furious mud ghost in her dressing room.
He slinked out anonimously hoping it was just silent and not deadly. But it was horrible, and since there were fans all around outside she had to sit in there, trapped with the poltergeist for what seemed like an hour.
It was so bad she was on the verge of firing him.
They were on a west coast gig & one of her players had to ask her some some pre-show question. Having just finished catering, he silently loosed a furious mud ghost in her dressing room.
He slinked out anonimously hoping it was just silent and not deadly. But it was horrible, and since there were fans all around outside she had to sit in there, trapped with the poltergeist for what seemed like an hour.
It was so bad she was on the verge of firing him.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:11 pm to L1C4
church during a prayer
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:30 pm to L1C4
Navy boot camp. We(my company)were getting yelled at and getting hammered by our CC/drill instructors for failing an inspection. Ole CC says drop and give me fifty push ups, everything is going according to plan we are sweating profusely and then he yells everybody on the deck/floor. He says lift your legs 12 inches off the deck while on your back. Well guy starts shaking next to me because he had some weak abs then I hear a rapid BAP BAP BAP. Yes it was loud and wet and I busted out laughing and so did everyone around me. The CC says wtf is everyone laughing about no one said a word but we sweated alot more that day and I never forgot that.
This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:32 pm to L1C4
I’m going to hell for this, but in middle school me and another kid had a farting contest at the Holocaust Museum.
We were farting non-stop and laughing our asses off at a school field trip to the fricking Holocaust Museum
We were farting non-stop and laughing our asses off at a school field trip to the fricking Holocaust Museum
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:34 pm to L1C4
I got cropdusted by a deacon in church this morning.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:35 pm to PrimeTime Money
Me in an Accounting final in Ceba years ago. Echoed off those old plastic auditorium chairs. Blamed it on the girl next to me!
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:53 pm to L1C4
Little kid about 8-10 sitting next to my wife let one rip in the middle of Christmas Mass. He was with his Grandparents who did not hear a thing. My wife and I could not stop laughing for the rest of the Mass... especially when it got to the point where everyone holds hands for the Our Father prayer. My wife could not even look at his grandparents for the Peace be with you hand shakes for fear she would bust out laughing.
Oddly enough my wife taught school and thought she had already seen it all.
Oddly enough my wife taught school and thought she had already seen it all.
This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 7/15/18 at 4:03 pm to L1C4
When I was a little kid the doctor ripped one in front of my mom and me. I doubt I'll ever laugh that hard over gas again.
ETA: It was while he was examining my ears, so everything was dead quiet. You can't beat dead quiet when you rip one.
ETA: It was while he was examining my ears, so everything was dead quiet. You can't beat dead quiet when you rip one.
This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 7/15/18 at 4:18 pm to L1C4
About 80% of the women 50-70 y/o that I MRI/CT/X-ray fart on me when I go to help them off the table.
This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 7/15/18 at 4:31 pm to L1C4
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In hs, kid named Donald would let one off in class. Echoed off wood desk. Sounded like a chain saw.
A fart on a wooden seat makes the best echo.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 4:33 pm to L1C4
First time I met my exes mom she let one rip right after introductions were made
She said whoops & kept talking
Couldn’t think of anything else the rest of the night
She said whoops & kept talking
Couldn’t think of anything else the rest of the night
Posted on 7/15/18 at 5:00 pm to L1C4
Football practice, while the coach was chewing a guy out for blocking the wrong guy. Was the third time we ran the same play, and someone had screwed up every time. COACH didn't laugh. We didn't laugh, but it broke the tension, and practice went pretty smoothly after that.
One time a guy shat himself when we were driving the sled. Coach wouldn't let him leave. No one wanted to be around him, much less block him afterwards. Stained his white pants permanently. He was known as The Skid Kid from then on. He went on to play college ball, and I told his teammates about it. They started calling him that, and someone carved it into his door at the dorm.
One time a guy shat himself when we were driving the sled. Coach wouldn't let him leave. No one wanted to be around him, much less block him afterwards. Stained his white pants permanently. He was known as The Skid Kid from then on. He went on to play college ball, and I told his teammates about it. They started calling him that, and someone carved it into his door at the dorm.
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