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Funniest case of documented self ownage- Jeremy DeWitte; currently serving 12 years+
Posted on 5/14/25 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 1:45 pm
This is the "serial impersonator" out of Orlando area that partly gone viral on YT during COVID. Fast forward 3 years, and he's done about 2.5 years in custody since, violated all types of probation and they discovered more criminal charges on him, for which he's been sentenced to 12 years in prison and awaiting another sentencing for staging car accidents.
His rap sheet is statuatory rape in 2005, he's now a registered sex offender, impersonation of LEO (x3 1998 2019,2020), failure to register as a sex offender, aggravated battery, insurance fraud.
Oh, and he also likes to pretend to be a veteran and jumped in Fallujah, but he never actually served in any armed forces, just played airsoft.
Good summary video to put everyone up to date:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q5wdtrtRg0&t=2s
His rap sheet is statuatory rape in 2005, he's now a registered sex offender, impersonation of LEO (x3 1998 2019,2020), failure to register as a sex offender, aggravated battery, insurance fraud.
Oh, and he also likes to pretend to be a veteran and jumped in Fallujah, but he never actually served in any armed forces, just played airsoft.
Good summary video to put everyone up to date:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q5wdtrtRg0&t=2s

This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 1:46 pm to PoppedRiser
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just played airsoft.
That made me laugh more than I'd like to admit.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 1:50 pm to dagrippa
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mentally ill
I don't 100% believe that. He's just a little shite.
This is his YouTube channel he made to "fix" his PR image by posting Vlogs talking massive shite and gaslighting viewers about who he is and his history. He's just a little big mouthed shite who likes to commit crimes. By that definition many criminals are "mentally ill", but it's not an excuse.
https://www.youtube.com/@MetrostateVPU
Posted on 5/14/25 at 1:51 pm to dagrippa
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mentally ill
Yeah. People get off from all kinds of heinous shite claiming mental illness and fricked up childhood. I would say this guy is actually crazy.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 1:56 pm to jbgleason
He stages insurance fraud, tried to tax evade, likes to manipulate gullible people, commited loan fraud on and elderly landlord by convincing him to give him a loan on tow trucks and then printing new title claiming the old one was lost and never repaying the old man.
He's a little scumbag who did like to impersonate to gain control over people, but not crazy. I reserve "crazy" for crimes that have no financial gain or chance of succeeding. He actually tried to run his schemes and "businesses" and did so for some time. Fortunately, he was too stupid to pull it off for too long.
He's a little scumbag who did like to impersonate to gain control over people, but not crazy. I reserve "crazy" for crimes that have no financial gain or chance of succeeding. He actually tried to run his schemes and "businesses" and did so for some time. Fortunately, he was too stupid to pull it off for too long.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 1:58 pm to PoppedRiser
I've seen a few of his videos on YT. Guy is a complete tool. Local LEO hate him with a passion.
The video of him cursing drivers out while he's escorting a funeral procession at high speed is pretty funny.
The video of him cursing drivers out while he's escorting a funeral procession at high speed is pretty funny.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:35 pm to dagrippa
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mentally ill
Nah, he's just a douche.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:41 pm to PoppedRiser
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Oh, and he also likes to pretend to be a veteran and jumped in Fallujah
Nobody jumped in Fallujah. It was strictly a ground operation excepting the usual helos.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:43 pm to PoppedRiser
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I don't 100% believe that.
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PoppedRiser
Hey Jeremy, they letting you on TD from the clink?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:44 pm to PoppedRiser
It's amazing how many times he's recorded himself breaking the law. The insurance fraud stems from him switching out drivers after an accident to one that was insured. And he posted the video himself.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:44 pm to Jim Rockford
What are you talking about? He clearly said he jumped in Fallujah!
#BelieveAllLARPERS
#BelieveAllLARPERS
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:45 pm to PoppedRiser
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self ownage
Based on your post I'm not sure you know what this term means.
You want self ownage go to about :40 into this video (It's Scott Jennings listening to a progressive pro immigration panel member say if white S Africans don't like it they can go back to their native lands): LINK
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:51 pm to PoppedRiser
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PoppedRiser
Member since May 2025
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Welcome to TD, Jeremy!
Posted on 5/14/25 at 2:58 pm to PoppedRiser
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and gaslighting viewers about who he is and his history.
How is this even possible?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 3:23 pm to Shanegolang
That dude spent a lot of money outfitting those bikes and chargers...
Posted on 5/14/25 at 3:26 pm to PoppedRiser
It seems like it would be easier to just become a cop.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 3:34 pm to PoppedRiser
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pretend to be a veteran and jumped in Fallujah
I don't recall any unit jumping in Fallujah. You could drive right in. But I do know of at least 2 airborne units that were there at the beginning. That doesn't mean they jump in though.
ETA I've never played airsoft. But it seems sort of fun just looking at it.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 3:37 pm to PoppedRiser
For real, who has 49 minutes to watch some video posted here. I am actually asking because I want to do what you do in life to have this sort of free time
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