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re: Funeral Worker Robs House of Deceased to Steal Sex Doll
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:07 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:07 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:08 pm to Shexter
Worth it
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:15 pm to Shexter
I gotta be honest here, to me the whole thing seems like a smear campaign.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:26 pm to Shexter
I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Murica 
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:28 pm to Shexter
Is “don’t care had sex” applicable in this scenario?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:45 pm to Shexter
His defense is simple: she consented.
How do you prove otherwise?
How do you prove otherwise?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:58 pm to EmmittLBrown
quote:
His defense is simple: she consented. How do you prove otherwise?
I'd go one further and say HE was assaulted
Because silence is violence
Posted on 10/16/23 at 2:07 pm to Shexter
List of things worse than having sex with a sex doll:
1. having sex with a used sex doll
....ewww!
1. having sex with a used sex doll
....ewww!
Posted on 10/16/23 at 2:29 pm to Shexter
Its not like the dead guy was using it
Posted on 10/16/23 at 2:35 pm to Shexter
This dude goes home after the first encounter, spends all night thinking about how he could get his hands on that doll, and this was the winning plan?
And once he gets the property manager to let him into the apartment he takes the time to defile the doll who she's waiting outside? At least the sheep in Nebraska will be safer with this guy off the streets.
And once he gets the property manager to let him into the apartment he takes the time to defile the doll who she's waiting outside? At least the sheep in Nebraska will be safer with this guy off the streets.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:22 pm to Shexter
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A deputy collected the sex doll
Should have sent a social worker, could have checked on the doll's mental state.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:32 pm to Shexter
I like the idea of funeral homes cleaning out your dirty laundry after you die so that your family doesnt have to find your kinky stuff.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:35 pm to Shexter
I don't see a crime here. If he had read the guys Bible, is he guilty of stealing the Bible?
It's definitely disgusting, but is it illegal to nut?
It's definitely disgusting, but is it illegal to nut?
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:55 pm to Shexter
You really have to be a low kinda human to own a sex doll in the first place.
To break into a dead guys house to frick his sex doll is another level. Maybe he’ll get laid in jail.
To break into a dead guys house to frick his sex doll is another level. Maybe he’ll get laid in jail.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 4:02 pm to Barstools
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It's definitely disgusting, but is it illegal to nut?
In a Bible?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 4:09 pm to nealnan8
A used sex doll at that. Dude liable to wind up with the herp.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 4:26 pm to Xignals
Must’ve been pretty good. He hit it one time and then decided yea I need this in my life.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:03 pm to Townedrunkard
If you’ve ever known people who worked in the funeral business…
You realize this story isn’t really a stretch of the imagination
You realize this story isn’t really a stretch of the imagination
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:15 pm to chuckie
If he didn't make bond, he is the new prison sex doll for sure.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:16 pm to chuckie
Just imagine, the hottest piece of arse this guy is ever going to get is a dead dude's sex doll.
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