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re: Funeral Worker Robs House of Deceased to Steal Sex Doll

Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134661 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:07 pm to


Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6432 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:08 pm to
Worth it
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2718 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:15 pm to
I gotta be honest here, to me the whole thing seems like a smear campaign.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:26 pm to
I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Murica
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6219 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:28 pm to
Is “don’t care had sex” applicable in this scenario?
Posted by EmmittLBrown
Member since Oct 2023
275 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:45 pm to
His defense is simple: she consented.

How do you prove otherwise?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134661 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

His defense is simple: she consented. How do you prove otherwise?


I'd go one further and say HE was assaulted


Because silence is violence
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4743 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 2:07 pm to
List of things worse than having sex with a sex doll:

1. having sex with a used sex doll


....ewww!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80695 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 2:29 pm to
Its not like the dead guy was using it
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4198 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 2:35 pm to
This dude goes home after the first encounter, spends all night thinking about how he could get his hands on that doll, and this was the winning plan?

And once he gets the property manager to let him into the apartment he takes the time to defile the doll who she's waiting outside? At least the sheep in Nebraska will be safer with this guy off the streets.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56003 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

A deputy collected the sex doll


Should have sent a social worker, could have checked on the doll's mental state.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:32 pm to
I like the idea of funeral homes cleaning out your dirty laundry after you die so that your family doesnt have to find your kinky stuff.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11860 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:35 pm to
I don't see a crime here. If he had read the guys Bible, is he guilty of stealing the Bible?

It's definitely disgusting, but is it illegal to nut?
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 3:36 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19304 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 3:55 pm to
You really have to be a low kinda human to own a sex doll in the first place.
To break into a dead guys house to frick his sex doll is another level. Maybe he’ll get laid in jail.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134661 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

It's definitely disgusting, but is it illegal to nut?


In a Bible?
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1666 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 4:09 pm to
A used sex doll at that. Dude liable to wind up with the herp.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15077 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 4:26 pm to
Must’ve been pretty good. He hit it one time and then decided yea I need this in my life.
Posted by chuckie
Member since Jun 2005
1032 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:03 pm to
If you’ve ever known people who worked in the funeral business…
You realize this story isn’t really a stretch of the imagination
Posted by Matt225
St. George
Member since Dec 2019
1252 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:15 pm to
If he didn't make bond, he is the new prison sex doll for sure.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14163 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:16 pm to
Just imagine, the hottest piece of arse this guy is ever going to get is a dead dude's sex doll.

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