re: Friendly reminder about dogs and fireworks.

How am I supposed to do that for a solid week? These rednecks have fireworks seasons, not a single night.

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MobileJosh

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Go frick yourself.

Happy New Year.

Ive got two dogs. One gets scared as shite over a bottle rocket. The other could sleep through the d day invasion.

I still remember that scene in Los Angeles where they tried to ban fireworks. It completely backfired and people went nuts with them. The scene overlooking the city from the helicopter was hilarious

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MobileJosh

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You’re that neck-bearded soy boy behind the counter at Starbucks that freaks out at loud popping sounds, aren’t you?
You’re trying to sound tough and blame it on some poor animals when in fact it’s you, little limp wristed twat waffle, that will be freaking out at the sound of fireworks while you ride around on your electric bicycle clinging to your boyfriends moobs.

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My crazy dogs love them. They actually try and retrieve them once the fuses are lit.

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Now that's a real BAW dawg right there, not some whimp Karen pooch that runs under the bed when a crow farts.

We have the AKC Dog Show on TV and fireworks blasting outside.

My 8 month old pup doesn’t know whether to shite or go blind.

I’m getting old. We went to our neighbor’s for a party and are already home. Two dogs and a baby. Dogs are on Trazodone and Benadryl, baby is on Benadryl, Mama got “put to sleep”(I lasted 36 seconds, new personal best) and Daddy is on a 50mg edible, watching the light show, from the missing chromosomes jerking each other off, outside.

OP Here’s to you blowing your hand off and then your boyfriend at midnight

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Same for the veterans out there complaining about it with signs in their yard

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Those frickers never even deployed, much less to a combat zone. They’re the same ones who scammed the VA for “back problems”