re: Friendly reminder - Women's make-up is a dark art and not to be trusted

The last one wouldn’t look bad if she just got some sun.

I don’t know if I believe some of these. #7 looks like a brother and sister side by side. Why is the girl’s face so white in the last pic, but her body is tan? Almost looks photoshopped. And the first one, looks like a pre and post nose job pics.

I'm all about the low maintenance

i mean, 1,6 and 7 look like the makeup changed the size of their head.

Be careful out there young kings. These girls are getting more and more dangerous.

Most of them must have set their makeup shotgun to "whore"

I can tell by the black eyes that a few of these chicks dont know how to make a sandwich.

This chick is better looking without makeup:

This is a lot like my Bumble stages of experience.

First Stage: Online and Selfies. Makeup plus filters, shopping and well posed.

Second Stage: Meet and Greet. Makeup, but now looking chunkier and like something is off compared to photos.

Third Stage: Morning after. No Makeup, no filters or shop. Feeling like your waking up next to Clay Matthews with acne and the shame of the night before.

Fourth Stage: The follow-up text and selfie. Back with makeup and photoshop. Looking kinda of hot, feeling like maybe she had an off night because the selfies are on point so agree to another date.

Rinse and repeat.

I wish we were back in the 60's or 70's this filter photoshop selfie online dating is nothing but a scam. Chicks change from an 8 to a 3 overnight. It just isn't right.

Johnny Lawerence had it right about meeting women in the 80's back then you had a chance as women only had makeup and even then rarely knew how to make it work. Now they all are experts from watching youtube videos from professional makeup artists.

These pictures are unreal it's like the makeup is curing them of herpes blisters and meth sores. It's a dangerous world out there.

A few of you have probably impregnated a sock to these witches