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re: Friend Is Gifting His Somewhat Chubby Wife A Peloton For Christmas

Posted on 12/6/19 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23018 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 8:24 am to
It's gonna be a good story when OP comes back and says the wife lost like 20lbs, is a smokeshow, and posts pics to prove it
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76286 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 8:26 am to
quote:

It's gonna be a good story when OP comes back and says the wife lost like 20lbs, is a smokeshow, and posts pics with another man to prove it

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102731 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 8:27 am to
quote:

can see the first line thrown out...


"SO YOU THINK IM FAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



In my experience if you think it and it makes you unhappy just tell her as nicely as you can.

Yes she will get hurt. She will get mad. But women are self conscious and it’s the only way you’ll get her to change her habits. If you say nothing or lie and tell her she looks good be prepared to have a fat wife.

If she leaves you over it then at least you no longer have a fat wife and she didn’t love you enough to make small changes to improve the sex life between you and for her health benefit
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 4:48 pm to
Bump for the holidays
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55320 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 5:29 pm to
Here's how to handle it, ya n00bs.

"I bought this Peloton for myself, Honey, but, feel free to use it, too. I feel GREAT after a work-out and I thought you might feel great, too."
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66102 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 5:42 pm to
Then you piitb?
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37334 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 5:45 pm to
Love my peleton
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12666 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 6:18 pm to
This post was edited on 12/8/21 at 6:19 pm
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 7:14 pm to
This is way worse than even falling for the “you don’t have to get me anything for Christmas this year because........,,,!”
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19297 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 7:15 pm to
I find the easiest way to hint to your wife is to start working out yourself and then she’ll start to feel like she need to catch up
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49072 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 7:20 pm to
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Answer: yes

Yea they get hurt and mad but honesty usually does motivate them. I’ve been up front with my current gf if she gets fat and makes no effort to drop weight then I’ll leave her.


No the frick it doesn't.
What it does is make them resent you and motivate them to get fitter than you and leave. Or they stay fat and cheat on you with someone who makes them feel pretty and sexy as they are.


This post was edited on 12/8/21 at 7:21 pm
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22475 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 7:31 pm to
I bet your friend is sculpted like a Greek god.

ETA - I fell for a 3 year old bump.
This post was edited on 12/8/21 at 7:32 pm
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13990 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

she's a good 35 pounds above his goal weight he says. Your friend is a dick.


Not really. 35 lbs. is a whole lotta Rosie.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 8:00 pm to
Please please please ask him if you can film him giving this to her.
The video will be glourious.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 8:01 pm to
Waste of money. She wont use it.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 8:06 pm to

It wasn't received very well but she gave it a bit of a go but the deal was he had to ride as well. They sold the bike on Marketplace probably 18 months ago

She really is a cute girl and I don't think she's that fluffy. He caught a bit of hell for it but it was some pretty low hanging fruit ball busting.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32839 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 8:07 pm to
Peloton is the shite.
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
7994 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 8:27 pm to
If it were any other brand he'd probably be doomed.. being able to instagram your Peloton is no different than that $1400 Louis Vuitton purse that every middle age woman in Target has now
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13673 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:36 pm to
Cute from the neck up as they used to say before the selfies from the clouds? She probably has a great personality too.
Posted by 92Tiger
Member since Dec 2015
617 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:58 pm to
Yeah, it might lead to a fight, but live by the immortal words of Joe Tex: "I ain't gonna bump no mo with no big fat woman."

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