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re: Friend getting kicked out of house tomorrow for a dildo party
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:50 am to CCTider
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:50 am to CCTider
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I'd like to invite all of you to my pocket pussy party on Saturday night. I'll have different types of pocket pussies available for y'all to check out and even try out if you want.
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:51 am to S
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:53 am to cajunangelle
So tell us how you know so much about these things.... inquiry minds wanna know.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:53 am to CCTider
Sign me up, go ahead and throw a plus one on there too. I think my buddy Roy is gonna tag along, he's good people and into some real kinky shite. This is gonna be a hoot!!
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:54 am to MorbidTheClown
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he should welcome this. she will be primed and ready afterwards.
This. Honestly have no idea why some guys are threatened by them.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:59 am to pigpickin
some men are just very insecure. and...some prefer video games.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:00 am to MorbidTheClown
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She will be primed and ready afterwards.
And then woefully disappointed.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 10:32 am
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:01 am to S
There is this thing called foreplay and it doesn't only require a mouth or hands.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:05 am to Tiger Prawn
quote:The party I went to a few years ago had all the husbands stay at my house and the ladies next door. There was one that saw us drinking wine that came over.
A bunch of women are going to his house for the purpose of talking about/buying sex toys.
Tell your friend to let you come over and tell his wife yall will just hangout on the back patio and stay out the way of their party.
After 2 hours of the ladies drinking wine while talking about sex and toys, you'll be in perfect position.
ETA and you HAVE to buy something or you look like a jackass. So everyone buys at least this LINK or you are a cheap dirtbag.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 10:13 am
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:06 am to S
If I'm married, why would my wife need a dildo? If she needs more than one dick, then we don't need to be together.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:10 am to S
My girlfriend threw one of those parties too, except she asked me to stay so she could use me to make a Clone-a-Willy for all her friends
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:11 am to terriblegreen
quote:lol dude this reeks of insecurity
If I'm married, why would my wife need a dildo? If she needs more than one dick, then we don't need to be together.
I bet you never masturbate, right?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:14 am to S
He won't be happy when she straps on her purchase and tells your buddy to bend over. She's going to start pegging the poor guy and fully take over that relationship.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:15 am to S
This is one of the only times that it is acceptable to dress in drag.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:15 am to terriblegreen
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If I'm married, why would my wife need a dildo? If she needs more than one dick, then we don't need to be together.
do you jerk off?
Sometimes you want to get off without human interaction.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:15 am to Hog on the Hill
he is a green youngin. if not, he's an idiot.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:15 am to cajunangelle
quote:
So everyone buys at least this LINK or you are a cheap dirtbag.
That or the shaving cream for shaving your bush. The one that is supposed to minimize razor rash
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:15 am to terriblegreen
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If I'm married, why would my wife need a dildo? If she needs more than one dick, then we don't need to be together.
Not all dildos are BBC-types. Some are very small and can make for more fun. ie While you are poking her add some vibration and watch her reaction. Then you'll know. Rookies
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:18 am to Hog on the Hill
years ago (pre-internet) a friend of mine had a live in GF host one of these things at his house. In the aftermath there were a couple of things I remember he said:
She told him there was an older lady (someone's aunt) that was there and she was off the chain. She bought all kinds of weird stuff and was pretty much the ring leader of the party.
One girl ordered a strap-on and some anal beads at the party. She was the GF of another guy we know. We found out about it and it was pretty awkward him for a while, but no one said anything to him. They broke up later and someone told him about the strap-on and anal beads and basically implied she got all that stuff for him. He was legitimately confused, swore he didnt know anything about it but did confirm that the ex-girl friend was bisexual and left him for another chick. Anyway you look at that situation he loses.
She told him there was an older lady (someone's aunt) that was there and she was off the chain. She bought all kinds of weird stuff and was pretty much the ring leader of the party.
One girl ordered a strap-on and some anal beads at the party. She was the GF of another guy we know. We found out about it and it was pretty awkward him for a while, but no one said anything to him. They broke up later and someone told him about the strap-on and anal beads and basically implied she got all that stuff for him. He was legitimately confused, swore he didnt know anything about it but did confirm that the ex-girl friend was bisexual and left him for another chick. Anyway you look at that situation he loses.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:18 am to S
I would hide cameras in ever crevice of every room. Especially the restroom, where test drives will happen.
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