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re: Friend getting kicked out of house tomorrow for a dildo party

Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:04 am to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167513 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:04 am to
these parties are very common. If ya'll start a gofundme page and pay me. I'll tell ya what goes on at these parties.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:05 am to


Tell your women to get the womanizer. My wife worked at a urology clinic that had a WISH (Women's Institute of Sexual Health) portion of it. They would give these to female patients with low libido.

You put that white cupped tip thing over the clit and it pulsates in and out.

Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:08 am to
Is he just going to go sit at Fresh Catch and drink?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167513 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:09 am to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29614 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:11 am to
I knew a girl who had these once, she would whip out her brochure at the bar and show everyone her toys.

It's Trashy
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172350 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:16 am to
Nah sha he lives down vick him
Posted by dmjones
Acworth, GA
Member since Mar 2016
2303 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:16 am to
quote:

He was really only mad bc he just got a xbox one and was planning on playing all day tomorrow.


If I played video games all day, my wife would want a dildo instead of the real thing too.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

I knew a girl who had these once, she would whip out her brochure at the bar and show everyone her toys.

It's Trashy



Well, yeah, that's trashy AF.

Getting yourself off in the privacy of your own home and not telling anyone is not trashy.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76321 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Nah sha he lives down vick him


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Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Nah sha he lives down vick him


Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:34 am to
These are apparently a common occurrence
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:39 am to
I'd like to invite all of you to my pocket pussy party on Saturday night. I'll have different types of pocket pussies available for y'all to check out and even try out if you want.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62000 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Tell your women to get the womanizer. My wife worked at a urology clinic that had a WISH (Women's Institute of Sexual Health) portion of it. They would give these to female patients with low libido.

You put that white cupped tip thing over the clit and it pulsates in and out.

It seems if I had to convince her into using one of those vibrators, I think I could manage just to let me do it.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30963 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:40 am to
quote:

His wife and her friends are whores and he will probably be cheated on or divorce eventually.



It's not that serious man.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46121 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:41 am to
quote:

I'd like to invite all of you to my pocket pussy party on Saturday night. I'll have different types of pocket pussies available for y'all to check out and even try out if you want.



It's a circle jerk for the 21st century!
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:42 am to
quote:

like to invite all of you to my pocket pussy party on Saturday night. I'll have different types of pocket pussies available for y'all to check out and even try out if you want.


Will there be snacks?
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:43 am to
wife went to one of these...she came back with goodies...and a sex drive through the roof...your friend will profit if he is open minded...its not the end of the end...that's pride talking..
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25855 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:44 am to
A bunch of women are going to his house for the purpose of talking about/buying sex toys.

Tell your friend to let you come over and tell his wife yall will just hangout on the back patio and stay out the way of their party.

After 2 hours of the ladies drinking wine while talking about sex and toys, you'll be in perfect position.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:47 am to
quote:


Will there be snacks?



Of course. I'll also provide whiskey, to loosen up everyone and their wallets. I'd serve wine and cheese, but that seems kinda gay.

I may even have some watermelons and Apple pies, in case someone prefers an organic prosthetic pussy.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 9:48 am
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167513 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Wife went to one of these.

She said it was hilarious and everyone was playing it off like they weren't going to order anything, then at the end, everyone quietly filled out an order form

Several hot women were there and I'd kill to see that order list.

This is exactly what happens.
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