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re: Fried food lover eats undercooked bacon and winds up with pork worms in his brain

Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6423 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:20 pm to
If your bacon isn't almost burnt, I don't know what you're doing.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3559 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:22 pm to
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One real bout of food poisoning will have you considering well-done steaks for a little while


Umm no thanks. I've had food poisoning but it was not from an undercooked steak which I've done for 20 years.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39468 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:24 pm to
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Umm no thanks. I've had food poisoning but it was not from an undercooked steak which I've done for 20 years.


Truth. I can almost guarantee overwhelming majority of people that get food poisoning from a steak meal, got it from whatever sauce came with it.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16097 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:28 pm to
Didn't that happen to RFK Jr?

He ate undercooked pork and got a brain worm.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35731 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Just a living pork loin


We always cook our pork loin to medium...~140 internal so it's pink. Delicious, especially if you brine it in salt water for a couple days before cooking.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72748 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Sounds like he just qualified himself to become the next Secretary of Health and Human Services.


quote:

by mmmmmbeeer


Oof. Got ’em.

Whoever the next Secretary of Health and Human Services is, I hope they start handing out male testosterone the way the last administration handed out SSRIs.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35731 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:32 pm to
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Pretty hard to under cook bacon no??


This guy did it and it was the last piece of bacon he ever tasted.



This is a pretty obscure reference so if anyone gets it I'll be impressed.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
135101 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:38 pm to
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Eurocat
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he ‘admitted to a habit of eating lightly cooked, non-crispy bacon for most of his life’, the report said.
Isn't that the way Europeans like their bacon. I don't think I've ever had a crispy piece of bacon anywhere over there.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
14571 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:38 pm to
Yeah don’t eat uncured pork.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
4501 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 2:41 pm to
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I hate extremely crispy bacon

That's the only way to eat it
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71112 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 3:06 pm to
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will have you considering well-done steaks for a little while.

I'd rather eat the worms sauteed with a little butter and garlic than eat a shoe leather steak.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
2763 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 3:08 pm to
The overwhelming majority of food poisoning cases come from fruits and vegetables, especially lettuce, rice and pasta, and cross contamination. You're one of the most unlucky SOBs to ever live if you get food poisoning from ruminant cuts of meat.

Also, beef bacon is far superior to pork.
Posted by nugget
Abrego Garcia Fan
Member since Dec 2009
15652 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 3:10 pm to
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Sounds like he just qualified himself to become the next Secretary of Health and Human Services.


Remember when you guys put Pete Buttigieg head of transportation because he liked choo choo trains when he was a kid?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90971 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 3:18 pm to
That entire article is complete conjecture
A whole lot of assumptions and zero proof of anything
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
985 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 3:21 pm to
Dances with Wolves
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99912 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 3:46 pm to
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The patient was admitted to hospital in the US where he spent ‘several weeks’ in intensive care receiving anti-parasite and anti-inflammatory drugs.



Take your ivermectin regularly and you can eat all the undercooked bacon you want
Posted by 10tiger
Member since Jan 2021
235 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 2:48 pm to
Cysticercosis is the leading cause of seizure outside the US (or at least it was when I was in school 15 years ago). Don’t eat pork abroad. Just not worth it in my opinion.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 2:55 pm to
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Sounds like he just qualified himself to become the next Secretary of Health and Human Services.


I wonder if his voice changed? And if he looks like the walking dead? And if he swims in sewage?
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