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Friday Yo Momma Jokes
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:00 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:00 am
Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat, if she skips a meal, the stock market crashes.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Happy Friday Baws
Yo momma so fat, if she skips a meal, the stock market crashes.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Happy Friday Baws
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:01 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat when she busted her leg open, gravy poured out
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:02 am to bubbz
Yo Mamma so Hunchbacked she has to Use a Snorkle to wash dishes.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:02 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat, the OT wouldn't frick her
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:04 am to JohnnyBgood
Ur mamma so fat when she skips a meal Wal mart's stock crashes.
Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:05 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:07 am to JohnnyBgood
yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put a belt on.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:08 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:08 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:08 am to Napoleon
Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:18 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat:
She's on both sides of the family
Her picture weighs 1000 lbs
Plays pool with the planets
When she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirt
She broke the stairway to heaven
Yo momma so poor:
Burglers broke into her house and left money
thought a quarterback was a refund
can't even pay attention
The ducks throw bread at her
Yo momma so dumb:
She spends hours starring at orange juice because the package says concentrate
She yells in envelopes to send voicemails
went to the dentist for a bluetooth
She's on both sides of the family
Her picture weighs 1000 lbs
Plays pool with the planets
When she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirt
She broke the stairway to heaven
Yo momma so poor:
Burglers broke into her house and left money
thought a quarterback was a refund
can't even pay attention
The ducks throw bread at her
Yo momma so dumb:
She spends hours starring at orange juice because the package says concentrate
She yells in envelopes to send voicemails
went to the dentist for a bluetooth
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 8:28 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:19 am to Bazzatcha
quote:
The ducks throw bread at her
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:21 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:23 am to Tortious
You momma so fat, it’s easier to climb over than to walk around her.
My Dad long ago about a cousin.
My Dad long ago about a cousin.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:24 am to LSUCouyon
Yo momma so fat her bathtub got stretch marks.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:25 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:26 am to ThatTahoeOverThere
Yo momma's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic stops.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:27 am to JohnnyBgood
You momma so black she got out the car and the oil light came on
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:28 am to ThatTahoeOverThere
That one is probably getting nuked.
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 8:29 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:28 am to ThatTahoeOverThere
Yo momma so old she has a separate entrance in the back for blacks.
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