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re: Freaking Hippo tried to get some Kang

Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:47 am to
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35628 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:47 am to
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The fricking second lion peacing out


Thats smart, a hippo isnt to be trifled with.
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4821 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:47 am to
Our safari guide would go on about how there was no such thing as an apex predator, and that it was simply a human notion.

Both lions and 20 ft crocs were absolutely hopeless against clumsy and plodding hippos in the water.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12716 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:48 am to
Nice to see those smug bastards get served a slice of humble pie
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16417 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:48 am to
Full video on Youtube
Damn, that closing speed is frightening.

quote:

The fricking second lion peacing out

3rd one peaced out as soon as he saw the hippo
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:52 am to
That's my bike bitch!!
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15639 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:54 am to
Hippo was being polite. He could have killed them if he wanted. Stay out of hippo’s turf. They don’t play.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 10:57 am to
Impressive.

I'd never actually seen Lizzo try to eat before.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:02 am to
So when does this Kang cry foul and Systemic Racism against the Hippo's?
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
11940 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:04 am to
Just ordered a pair of Hippo boots this morning…. could have been me
This post was edited on 9/29/22 at 11:04 am
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11225 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:05 am to
Hippos are definitely in the top 5 of nature’s assholes
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24035 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Lion is lucky as hell. Hippos are no joke

Yeah…it could have bitten him in half.
This post was edited on 9/29/22 at 11:56 am
Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
2062 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:09 am to
There's a reason Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150763 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:14 am to
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Damn, that closing speed is frightening.

Watch the videos of them chasing boats. It's legit crazy, terrifying, and amazing how absolutely fast they are in the water simply just running along the bottom of the river.

One second they're way over there in the water, then they slip underwater and start charging. And they run so fast they create a little wave at the surface, then just jump up like no big deal and lunge at boats.

Here's one.

Here's another one.

But this is one of the best ones IMO. Dude just charges out of nowhere and comes VERY close to the boat. It's crazy how much ground they can cover in a very short period of time.

I'd shite my pants a little.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:17 am to
quote:

I'd never actually seen Lizzo try to eat before.



RA'd for misinformation. Lizzo doesn't let her meals escape
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
2640 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Hippo was being polite. He could have killed them if he wanted. Stay out of hippo’s turf. They don’t play.


That’s what I was thinking. He could have killed them both if he wanted, no problem. He was just letting them know whose river that is.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90638 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:30 am to
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Hippos will attack you just for the f**k of it.


Hippos and wasps are the assholes of the world
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21428 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:35 am to
The second lion in the background at the end appears to be limping
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27370 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 12:10 pm to



It's always the hotties jealous fat gf with the cock block after you spent $25 on long islands for what was gonna be that parking lot bj.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39961 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 12:22 pm to
It’s amazing how small that lion is compared to the hippo.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52802 posts
Posted on 9/29/22 at 12:26 pm to
who's the real king
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