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re: Former FTX exec and model Caroline Ellison is now a free woman

Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by AncientArousal
Member since Jul 2025
202 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:14 pm to
I've done worse
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18061 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:14 pm to
Thats what happens when you have the One Ring for too long.
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1161 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:16 pm to
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Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9177 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:21 pm to
If Kamala’s daughter can be a model, so can this ugly bitch.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122166 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:23 pm to
That poor girl hit every stick & stump on that ugly tree.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18071 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:23 pm to
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…can anyone here fix her?


What's she worth these days?

Maybe
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122166 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:27 pm to
If we are going by pure looks, this Caroline girl is in her own league of ugliness.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30260 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:29 pm to
Apparently all that was needed to set her free was for someone to give her a sock.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20394 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Former FTX exec and model Caroline Ellison is now a free woman

She’ll never be free of that face.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15398 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:37 pm to
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You know ole baw that sketched this up is proud of this one
Posted by Heyes
Baton. Rouge
Member since Jul 2013
813 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:37 pm to
My dad used to tell me …quality not quantity … but I never listened to him
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134636 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:41 pm to
She looks like she opened the ark of the covenant...but only a little bit
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6817 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:43 pm to
I understand she did some nasty stuff
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134636 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:46 pm to
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Words cannot describe her beauty.


She's pug-ugly, far-set, pupil-drooped...and she looks like she smells like the inside of a turtle tank on a summer's day.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20038 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:52 pm to
Damn, she fell out the "Ugly Tree" and hit every branch on the way down.

That look is tragic.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96969 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 3:59 pm to
She turned state’s witness or what?

On a scale of 1-5, she’s a -3.50
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41057 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:14 pm to
I’m sure crashed away money

And she’s butt ugly… except she’s doesn’t even have much of a behind
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 4:15 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25715 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:27 pm to
Did SBF’s parents get locked up yet?
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38671 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:35 pm to
Giving Kamala’s daughter a run for the money
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59254 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:28 pm to
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Caroline Ellison




Stout, some rules are made to be broken.
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