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re: Formal complaint to state calls EBR COA 'organized crime operation'
Posted on 4/26/18 at 9:12 pm to Loungefly85
Posted on 4/26/18 at 9:12 pm to Loungefly85
So who wrote the letter?
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 9:58 pm to Anonymous95
Who has been practicing 42 years and been suspended by the state supremes for six months before.
Posted on 4/26/18 at 10:01 pm to Loungefly85
Boom
Posted on 4/26/18 at 10:19 pm to Loungefly85
Ridiculous hyperbole.
There is no organization at CoA
There is no organization at CoA
Posted on 4/26/18 at 10:53 pm to Loungefly85
To the tune of
Marie Laveau
Down in Louisiana, up in North BR,
Works a real crooked lady, Tarsha Clark-Amar,
Got a big fat paycheck and her mom’s a judge,
Looking like Grimace, made outta fudge,
She gotta MIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLAGGGGEE, another tax done gone,
She runs a little scam called the COA,
Where she cons the people when they’re old and gray,
Some cold cheese pizza and some time to kill,
Next thing you know She’s wrote herself in your will,
Then she’ll just SUUUUUUUUUE, and then the money done gone,
Tried to bilk the family even though they’re black.
But she didn’t count on lil’ Snoopin’ Nak,
Rooting out corruption all around BR,
Now he’s bringin’ the heat on Tarsha Clark-Amar,
He said “Mrs. Clark-Amar, didn’t you see,
It’s unethical to cheat this woman’s family.”
But she stuttered and she sputtered as she pushed him out,
Says she don’t know what Nak’s talking about,
Didn’t have a CLUUUUUUUUUEEEEE,
Where all the money done gone,
So DyTarsha called some favors and she greased the right palms,
Blamed the family and others then she called her mom,
Then she jiggled as she giggled and said with a grin,
“I been witch hunt wit’ all these acquisitions.”
But ol’ Snoopin Nak, he said “oh not So quick!,
You and Mrs. Jackson really think you’re slick.”
Then Tarsha called mayor Broome,
Called in favors due,
Made sure the Metro Council
Got the tax pushed through,
What will she DOOOOOOOOOOO? Where has the cash done gone?
So now Tarsha’s driving a new fancy car,
All her friends gettin’ raises thanks to Ms. Amar,
If she asks for money for the COA,
Just remember what happens when she gets her way,
Taxpayers get SCREEEEEEEEEWWED, where all the money done gone?
Marie Laveau
Down in Louisiana, up in North BR,
Works a real crooked lady, Tarsha Clark-Amar,
Got a big fat paycheck and her mom’s a judge,
Looking like Grimace, made outta fudge,
She gotta MIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLAGGGGEE, another tax done gone,
She runs a little scam called the COA,
Where she cons the people when they’re old and gray,
Some cold cheese pizza and some time to kill,
Next thing you know She’s wrote herself in your will,
Then she’ll just SUUUUUUUUUE, and then the money done gone,
Tried to bilk the family even though they’re black.
But she didn’t count on lil’ Snoopin’ Nak,
Rooting out corruption all around BR,
Now he’s bringin’ the heat on Tarsha Clark-Amar,
He said “Mrs. Clark-Amar, didn’t you see,
It’s unethical to cheat this woman’s family.”
But she stuttered and she sputtered as she pushed him out,
Says she don’t know what Nak’s talking about,
Didn’t have a CLUUUUUUUUUEEEEE,
Where all the money done gone,
So DyTarsha called some favors and she greased the right palms,
Blamed the family and others then she called her mom,
Then she jiggled as she giggled and said with a grin,
“I been witch hunt wit’ all these acquisitions.”
But ol’ Snoopin Nak, he said “oh not So quick!,
You and Mrs. Jackson really think you’re slick.”
Then Tarsha called mayor Broome,
Called in favors due,
Made sure the Metro Council
Got the tax pushed through,
What will she DOOOOOOOOOOO? Where has the cash done gone?
So now Tarsha’s driving a new fancy car,
All her friends gettin’ raises thanks to Ms. Amar,
If she asks for money for the COA,
Just remember what happens when she gets her way,
Taxpayers get SCREEEEEEEEEWWED, where all the money done gone?
This post was edited on 4/26/18 at 10:54 pm
Posted on 4/26/18 at 11:14 pm to fr33manator
Have an upvote.
Posted on 4/26/18 at 11:29 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 4/27/18 at 2:00 am to Martini
quote:
Have an upvote.
Have another! I sung that whole fricking song In my head. Hilarious:
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:40 am to Loungefly85
I was at the Sandestin Hilton last December and saw the COA was holding a conference there.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 6:04 am to fr33manator
That is brilliant. I don’t know what you do for a living, but I hope it involves song or story writing.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 7:17 am to fr33manator
Posted on 4/27/18 at 7:21 am to Loungefly85
quote:
Formal complaint to state calls EBR COA 'organized crime operation'
Sounds like they are all about to get pay raises
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:06 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
That is brilliant
Thank you. It just struck me and so I sat down for about half an hour and cranked it out.
quote:
I don’t know what you do for a living, but I hope it involves song or story writing.
You’d be surprised but “lampooning local figures through poetry and prose” isn’t exactly something that stands out on a resume.
If you know of somewhere that considers it a marketable skill let me know.
I’ve got kids to feed and bills to pay.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:08 am to KemoSabe65
Can you elaborate?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:12 am to supadave3
quote:
Have another! I sung that whole fricking song In my head. Hilarious:
Me too. I was actually singing it aloud. Amazing. This needs to be put to music. Great job.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:19 am to fr33manator
quote:
You’d be surprised but “lampooning local figures through poetry and prose” isn’t exactly something that stands out on a resume.
You're alive in the wrong era. It's a damn shame.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:22 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
You're alive in the wrong era. It's a damn shame.
In what era would this have made me a living?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:29 am to fr33manator
Hmm. I can't find the salary range for minstrels in the middle ages on glassdoor. Still! I feel like it's a very underappreciated talent.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 8:35 am to Evil Little Thing
This would be me
Some appreciate it, some don’t.
I did a Tupac Style Rap about Gravy the other night.
quote:
I feel like it's a very underappreciated talent.
Some appreciate it, some don’t.
I did a Tupac Style Rap about Gravy the other night.
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