re: Formal complaint to state calls EBR COA 'organized crime operation'

Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:36 pm to Bigfishchoupique

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 4/27/18 at 3:36 pm to Bigfishchoupique

I did it for you.

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Posted by fr33manator

Baton Rouge

Member since Oct 2010

135035 posts

Posted on 4/27/18 at 7:09 pm to Bigfishchoupique

Sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Davy Crockett”

“The Ballad of Gravy Chambers”
Born to a family in Baton Rudge,
Big fat fricker like a pile of fudge,
Raised in Florida and golly gee,
He can kill a whole bucket from KFC,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

He can single handedly shut down a whole buffet,
Then say he didn’t like it and refuse to pay,
If anyone dares to give him some lip,
He’ll call them a racist and not leave a tip,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When Alton Sterling got his thug self killed,
Gravy knew he had some 5x pants to fill,
So he jiggled down, to the Triple S,
And made himself a name in the big protest,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When the GoFundMe money didn’t come his way,
He threw a fit on the metro council meeting day,
When they’d had enough, and hauled his arse away,
From the rear of the paddy wagon sparks did spray,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he says “Guhd Aftanoon” on his FB page,
Fake tears rollin down his cheeks as he screams in rage,
He picked him a fight with ol’ Silky Slim,
Then a bunch of the hood rats went and turned on him,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he can’t get money since the media went,
So he’s stuck living in his mom’s basement,
Even though his shirt, could double as a tent,
He should pay the OT, we keep him relevant,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

For you chopique

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