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re: For you older baws, Nicole Kidman is back on the market

Posted on 9/30/25 at 11:50 am to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7600 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 11:50 am to
Will Keith Urban come out gay?

Odds?
Posted by Revorising
Member since Jan 2013
1014 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 11:51 am to
Dear Nicole. Take your records take your freedom-take your surgeries I don’t need them.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9108 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 11:52 am to
IWHI
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23224 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 12:33 pm to

Based on history, Nicole is only available to lease.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7113 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 1:13 pm to
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The documentary on how all these Hollywood elites sustained their youth with baby juice and how it turned them all into psychopaths' is going to be fire.



You should look into her father
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2484 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 1:44 pm to
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But too scrawny and pale for my tastes.
And probably way too tall for you as she's 5'11.

You know, given the typical OTer is 5'7.

She could look up to me though.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21735 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:48 pm to
Guess the lad got tired of looking at that plastic face. Can’t blame him tbh.
Posted by RicoSuave2025
Member since Jan 2025
271 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:52 pm to
I’d hit it and quit it after a few brewskies! I would prefer Julia Roberts though.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76632 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

LTR.

2x divorced rule...



How many times you been married?
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53754 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:18 pm to
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My best advice to her, if she wants intimacy, is to not continue marrying gay dudes.


STONE COLD

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72380 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:20 pm to
We saw her in something recently. Can’t remember the name but seems like she played a rich but batshit crazy wife. I still would, but she’s not aging well.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37400 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:22 pm to
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she’s not aging well.


She’s 60 years old.

You’re a fatass middle manger who wears mom jeans
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17368 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:31 pm to
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The intimacy isn’t there,


Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
28056 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:40 pm to
Is she a 3 holer ?
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90730 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:45 pm to


Still would.
Posted by 3D
NJ
Member since Sep 2013
1303 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:52 pm to
In her prime..... maybe a 7. (being nice & generous). today.... maybe half that
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
38093 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:53 pm to
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Posted by JackDempsey
Lake Charles
Member since May 2023
677 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 4:32 pm to
You never saw To die for, apparently
Posted by SaintsTiger
1,000,000 Posts
Member since Oct 2014
1971 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 4:47 pm to
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She is one of the few who has aged well. She's 57, and there is no doubt that I would if I could (I'm 65).


I probably doesn’t get as moist as a raisin
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2076 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 4:47 pm to
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One of the main A list actresses that I never have found to be attractive.


I mean, she’s pretty.
Honestly it’s probably the swarthy sect of men that drool over strawberry pink puss.

I prefer olive skin and purple lips
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