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re: For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:43 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:43 pm to theunknownknight
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Roughly 500 farts a day if you take weekends off
Add math to the long list of things that you suck at
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Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:44 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:46 pm to theunknownknight
You bet. If she can bag 200K for queefs, I'm in on that as well.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:46 pm to Powerman
I read 1k as $1 
365 - 65 = 300 (hence “roughly”, I’m assuming she’ll work some Saturdays)
150,000/300 = 500
365 - 65 = 300 (hence “roughly”, I’m assuming she’ll work some Saturdays)
150,000/300 = 500
This post was edited on 9/26/23 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:58 pm to theunknownknight
How much are queefs going for?
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:59 pm to greygoose
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How much are queefs going for?
Now we’re talkin!
Posted on 9/26/23 at 10:16 pm to theunknownknight
I would probably help her and share some of mine if it increased sales a few thousand.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 10:19 pm to TexasTiger33
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Our society has reached the point of no return...
You’re too late, we already hit rock bottom as a society a couple days ago when Coach Andy Reid was asked about Taylor Swift after a Kansas City Chiefs game .
Posted on 9/26/23 at 10:28 pm to theunknownknight
Assuming you mean it’d all have to be legit. I also assume there would be advertising that’s completely truthful etc. I could get past the first part. Build her a soundproof fart shop because no way could I ever witness the production and bottling process not with any one of my senses. Too risky that I’d lose respect for her. But I’m pretty good at blocking out what I can’t see. Second part I wouldn’t be able to get past. No way could the public have any way of finding out about it. There could be a price but not that one.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 10:37 pm to BK Lounge
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I dont get it, splain plz
There's one more set of fart stench, in her jar, in the morning.
No one is gonna understand that Jim Croce reference unless they know One Less Set of Footprints
This post was edited on 9/26/23 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 9/26/23 at 11:01 pm to Tarps99
Sign me . . . I mean her up.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 11:17 pm to theunknownknight
If someone is dumb enough to pay that much for my wife’s farts that are as bad as any man I’ve ever known, I’ll take their money!
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:11 am to theunknownknight
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For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?
I'd let her sell turds full of peanuts and corn for that kind of money.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:29 am to theunknownknight
Kinda yes; but the problem is her face (quite Beautiful, like Owlies mother, who I was intimate with prior to meeting my wife) would be all over the whatever site for marketing this. So not worth it.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:37 am to Havoc
I don’t have a wife, but I would be ok with it.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:05 am to theunknownknight
Real money is in the queef game
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:41 am to theunknownknight
How do you bottle them?
And my obligatory, women have it so easy to make money in 2023
And my obligatory, women have it so easy to make money in 2023
This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 5:42 am
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:57 am to theunknownknight
I'd be ok with it for $50
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:00 am to shutterspeed
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That's how you know Jim Croce was a freak.
Wait wait wait...is it
"If I could sell farts in a bottle,
The first thing that I'd like to do,
Is to convince my wife,
Just to give us a nice wealthy life,
Filling jars up with poo..."
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:01 am to theunknownknight
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no pics, farts upon request
There's never going to be a market unless you post pics. That's how it works. Step 1 pics. Step 2 nudes. Step 3 fart sales. Step 4 profit. I don't make the rules
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