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re: Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their arse
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:07 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:07 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hands down.
We have already seen what he did to New York.
We have already seen what he did to New York.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:10 pm to rowbear1922
I will dispense a hot melted white cream like substance over all of these mascots.


Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:11 pm to stapuffmarshy
This one would rip your head off


Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:11 pm to Keys Open Doors
Count chocula would beat your arse
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:12 pm to mikelbr
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This one would rip your head off
if he weren't dead, I suppose
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:14 pm to TigerSprings
Where the frick is Count Chocula?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:18 pm to LB84
Uncle Ben is the kind that would whoop his 30 year old son for sagging his pants
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:21 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Top 5 right here. The fricker has a sword


Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:38 pm to BR Tiger
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In think you’re selling the Keebler elf short. He may not be big, but they have magic. He could turn you into a chocolate chip cookie or something.
He would recuse himself from the fight...

Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:42 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Rabbit can't even handle kids stealing his cereal. frick him.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:43 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
That green giant is too jolly to get mad enough to fight. I would lace his peas with poison and then profit.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:45 pm to TigerSprings
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The Quaker should be way higher. A lifetime of physical labor, that guy will be tough as nails.
Wrong my guy. Quakers are pacifists. Guy would sit there and let you wail on him.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:48 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Quaker oat dude has that old man strength. He came from the old school. These safe space vaping little shits would get their clock cleaned when he takes the pilgrim hat off and shoves his buckled shoe up their arse
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:49 pm to Tigerlaff
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Guy would sit there and let you wail on him.
not after he turns the other cheek, baw, then it's on!
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:50 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
The Gerber baby.... 

Posted on 9/30/19 at 2:30 pm to Keys Open Doors
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Frosted Flakes Tiger
His name is Tony.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 2:37 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
I'm surprised Kool Aid Man and The King are even remotely close. Never seen the King bust through a wall, js
Posted on 9/30/19 at 2:46 pm to rowbear1922
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hands down.
We have already seen what he did to New York.
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood, something that could never, ever possibly destroy us: Mr. Stay-Puft."
Posted on 9/30/19 at 3:16 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Mr Peanut is wiry. I think people may overlook him because he wears a monocle but he's the only one on this list who has a cane. I could see him lacing into someone with that thing.
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