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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:43 pm to olemc999
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How the frick is an M&M not in the kick their arse section?
M&Ms are brutal. They ripped one of their own in half and laughed about it
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 pm to Pechon
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:48 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:55 pm to fr33manator
quote:
fr33manator
You sir have a future in the diabetic and obese porn industry
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:24 pm to fr33manator
Just imagine those big old chocolate titties, smeared with syrup, the friction between their two writhing bodies making the syrup hot, reducing the viscosity until it flowed like honeywater through every trembling crevice.
You take a piping hot eggo waffle to sop up some of the syrup, but aunt jemima grabs your hand to stop you.
“No Chile, let me.”
She takes the eggo from you and sultrily slides it between Mrs. Buttersworth’s sticky sweater puppies, slick with succulent syrup, saccharine sweet.
She hands it back to you with a wink.
Uncle Ben is hiding behind a bowl of cream of wheat, furiously cranking it.
You wake up, and your pillow is all sticky.
Thread winner?
You take a piping hot eggo waffle to sop up some of the syrup, but aunt jemima grabs your hand to stop you.
“No Chile, let me.”
She takes the eggo from you and sultrily slides it between Mrs. Buttersworth’s sticky sweater puppies, slick with succulent syrup, saccharine sweet.
She hands it back to you with a wink.
Uncle Ben is hiding behind a bowl of cream of wheat, furiously cranking it.
You wake up, and your pillow is all sticky.
Thread winner?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:38 pm to Marco Esquandolas
You nasty
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:51 pm to Marco Esquandolas
quote:
Thread winner?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 7:34 am to NoImNotAFirefighter
What about the Cookie Crisp cop? Dude was always so close to snapping and cracking skulls with his billy club.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:22 am to NoImNotAFirefighter
The original Starbucks logo was a siren not a conventional mermaid.
& BOOBIES!!!!
& BOOBIES!!!!
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:49 am to soccerfüt
No man, that’s just a mermaid with her fish legs spread
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:11 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Gortons fisherman should be added to the far left. I wouldn’t want to pick a fight with an old, drunk sailor
What if you match up at their home arena?
The Gortons Fisherman on a boat on rough seas would probably have extra advantage.
Are we doing this like Super Smash Bros?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:22 pm to Pechon
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I think Kool Aid man is a little too far to the left on this scale. One swift kick and his top heavy arse would fall over.
he can run through walls my guy, your kick isn't gonna phase him
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:33 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
The King creeps me out more than Michael Jackson
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:37 pm to Pahnew
Big Boy gettin disrespected, ya'll. Deadly with that dish. And you can't pull his pants down to distract him.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 2:05 pm to vilma4prez
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I do agree with Chester Cheetah being up there.. he would beat you up some crazy way and steal your girl.
I feel like Count Chocula gets disrespected too. He's a vampire, so at night, you're basically hosed.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 2:24 pm to fr33manator
quote:
What about the Cookie Crisp cop?
He's like 5 inches tall.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 3:00 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
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