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re: FML, I have a 16 yr old girl, "You can't get into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know"
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:41 am to OKellsBells
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:41 am to OKellsBells
Aren’t you a lady? Any tips for that age?
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:55 am to dcbl
Dear God, may I please never have a daughter.
Amen
Amen
Posted on 1/29/19 at 4:52 am to dcbl
If your teenage kid hates you and says "you don't understand" it means you are raising them right. Carry on, Dad. And remember, this, too, shall pass.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 4:57 am to dcbl
If your daughter wants to frick that dude shes gonna do it in a ditch if you dont let her do it in the car. Dads always forget that their little angel probably wants to frick just as bad as the 16 year old dude they get mad at.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:03 am to Bullfrog
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If you haven’t raised her to make good decisions by now, ain’t nothing you can do except be a a-hole from here on out.
This
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This is on you, brah.
In this.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:12 am to 3nOut
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This is why I willed my sperm to only have boys
Same. And while I myself couldn’t imagine being genetically feeble enough to not only produce male offspring, I am appreciative for those who can for my sons enjoyment.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:35 am to dcbl
My kids aren't getting to a car with someone I don't know.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:41 am to TDsngumbo
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So what are y’all naming the new grand baby? Caiden or LaKylar?
Bet on it

This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 5:55 am
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:51 am to fr33manator
My Boy Scouts are honestly as good as it gets. But, they are teeange boys.....
That said, they’d never force themselves on a girl.
OP, lay down the law. She will get over it. It’s about safety and the worst thing that can happen is she’s pissed for a little while. However, the worst thing that can happen on the alternative.......well, it’s an easy choice.
That said, they’d never force themselves on a girl.
OP, lay down the law. She will get over it. It’s about safety and the worst thing that can happen is she’s pissed for a little while. However, the worst thing that can happen on the alternative.......well, it’s an easy choice.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:58 am to dcbl
She on the pill yet?
Sounds like she should be put on it very soon
Sounds like she should be put on it very soon

Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:08 am to dcbl
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BUT DAD, YOU LET ME DRIVE ALONE WITH SUZY*, HOLLIE* and JESSICA*
Is that legal in Louisiana? In Virginia the number of non-adult passengers is limited for a period of time.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:12 am to ItNeverRains
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This is why I willed my sperm to only have boys
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Same. And while I myself couldn’t imagine being genetically feeble enough to not only produce male offspring, I am appreciative for those who can for my sons enjoyment.
So in this post, you thought you would join in and be funny but in your haste you have suggested your SON will enjoy other males....Maybe we can figure out where YOU are really feeble...
Tighten it up, Son.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:52 am to dcbl
Just meet the kid. Hopefully he's a nice guy. Still doesn't mean they won't eventually have sex if they start dating, but at least she'll be having sex with her boyfriend and not every guy in school.
Kids have sex dude. Don't make her rebel. I'd have her mom talk to her about the importance of condoms and burth control too.
Don't make the mistake many parents make and have her turn into a giant slut in college b/c she's repressed and pissed off at Daddy.
Kids have sex dude. Don't make her rebel. I'd have her mom talk to her about the importance of condoms and burth control too.
Don't make the mistake many parents make and have her turn into a giant slut in college b/c she's repressed and pissed off at Daddy.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:55 am to VABuckeye
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In Virginia the number of non-adult passengers is limited for a period of time.
In my limited experience just about everything driving related in VA sucks
Speed limits are too low in most places, every parking lot I've been to is a poorly designed piece of shite, and you can't take U turns anywhere (legally)
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:59 am to fr33manator
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Teach them to be gentlemen, but not gentle men.
I got lucky as Sody Jr. became just that.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:01 am to 3nOut
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My boys are 9 and 12. As a Christian, I hope they save themselves for marriage

Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:01 am to dcbl
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Change my mind.
DO NOT CHANGE YOUR MIND
It’ll all be worth it 6-7 years from now when she thanks you and tells you it showed her how much you loved her unlike all those other kids parents who were checked out.
Until then, however, good luck!

Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:03 am to dcbl
The 2 horniest groups in society:
Teenage boys
Middle age women.
Teenage boys
Middle age women.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:03 am to Powerman
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and you can't take U turns anywhere
Not true.
Limiting the number of teenaged passengers in a new drivers vehicle without an adult present is a good idea. The less distraction a new driver has the better.
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