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Florida Threesome Goes Bad, Couple Ends Up In Cuffs
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:27 pm
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MARCH 9--Amid recriminations about a “little dick” and a “stank pussy,” a sexual threesome dissolved into a violent encounter that resulted in the two of the participants--a woman and a man--in handcuffs
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According to arrest reports, the threesome occurred early Monday at a residence in Marathon in the Florida Keys. The home’s occupants--Steven Lopez, 31, and Angela Vazquez, 20--told police they were in an “open relationship” and had invited Della Draper, 29, over to “have sexual
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/little-stank-keys-738519
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A physical confrontation ensued, with Draper alleging that she was punched, had her hair pulled, and was thrown outside. As she drove away from the home, Draper added, a cinder block was thrown through the rear window of her Nissan Altima.
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Draper, a mother of two who works as a housekeeper, was not charged in connection with the March 6 threesome. But Draper was arrested yesterday for felony aggravated battery for allegedly striking another sexual partner in his face with a glass vase partially filled with gravel and rocks.
The alleged attack early Wednesday came after what a witness described as a threesome in Draper's Grassy Key residence. The 31-year-old male victim--identified by cops as the father of Draper's children--suffered superficial lacerations, swelling, and redness to the left side of his face and the interior of his upper lip.
At the time of her March 8 arrest, Draper was free on bond in connection with her bust last year for battery on a law enforcement officer, possession of drug paraphernalia, tampering with evidence, and resisting police.
As detailed in a July 2022 arrest report, Draper was a passenger in an SUV that was spotted swerving on a Marathon roadway. After the vehicle, which was being driven by a 39-year-old female friend of Draper’s, was pulled over, Draper allegedly tried to dispose of an open bottle of tequila. She also reportedly scuffled with cops, who reported finding drug paraphernalia beneath Draper’s seat.
While Draper and her friend--who was arrested on a DUI count--were being driven to the Key West jail, they “began engaging in romantic acts” in the rear of a police cruiser, according to court records. Cops reported that Draper, whose hands were cuffed in front of her, was “fondling” and kissing her friend. An officer then stopped the car and handcuffed Draper with her hands behind her back. Draper reportedly responded by pulling the rear of her bathing suit to the side and asking the officer, “Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:28 pm to Shexter
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“little dick” and a “stank pussy,”
that's they skreet names.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:28 pm to Shexter
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Nissan Altima
Never fails with the trashy people.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:30 pm to Shexter
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“Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
pass
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:30 pm to Shexter
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Amid recriminations about a “little dick” and a “stank pussy,”
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open relationship”
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allegedly striking another sexual partner in his face with a glass vase
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“began engaging in romantic acts” in the rear of a police cruiser,
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Draper reportedly responded by pulling the rear of her bathing suit to the side and asking the officer, “Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:31 pm to 0x15E
I am just here for the comments
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:32 pm to Shexter
All three of them look like they stink. I can’t imagine the smell in the room
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:34 pm to Shexter
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“Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
Not even if you paid me to look.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:36 pm to Shexter
Somehow I think Meth is involved
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:38 pm to Shexter
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Draper reportedly responded by pulling the rear of her bathing suit to the side and asking the officer, “Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
That’s bring home to mom material
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:39 pm to Shexter
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Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:41 pm to BigPerm30
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Somehow I think Meth is involved
Possibly, but
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an open bottle of tequila
That may not take you all the way where you're going, but it'll give you a great start.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:41 pm to Shexter
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While Draper and her friend--who was arrested on a DUI count--were being driven to the Key West jail, they “began engaging in romantic acts” in the rear of a police cruiser, according to court records. Cops reported that Draper, whose hands were cuffed in front of her, was “fondling” and kissing her friend. An officer then stopped the car and handcuffed Draper with her hands behind her back. Draper reportedly responded by pulling the rear of her bathing suit to the side and asking the officer, “Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
That’s some top tier Penthouse Forum escapades.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:46 pm to Shexter
I could absolutely believe there was a stank pussy involved in this situation
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:47 pm to Shexter
How do those poors have a house keeper?
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:49 pm to Shexter
Hopefully the movie cums out soon.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:51 pm to Shexter
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Florida Threesome Goes Bad, Couple Ends Up In Cuffs
You usually have to pay extra for that
Posted on 3/23/23 at 1:54 pm to Shexter
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Draper reportedly responded by pulling the rear of her bathing suit to the side and asking the officer, “Do you wanna see my a-hole?”
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