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Florida man won't be charged in bestiality case because of law loophole
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:26 am
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:26 am
Ah, the fun state of Florida 
quote:While a Sunshine State law enacted last year prohibits bestiality, it doesn't explicitly forbid oral sex with animals
Florida authorities are powerless to prosecute a former animal shelter worker accused of performing sex acts on a dog because of a loophole in the state's anti-bestiality laws — a development that has outraged animal activists.
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Now, animal advocacy groups are calling for an amendment to the law after the Pinellas-Pasco State Attorney's Office reportedly declined to charge suspect Eric Antunes with animal cruelty for allegedly engaging in oral sex with his girlfriend's three-legged pit-bull mix.
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Antunes, however, does face child pornography-related charges after police said the Clearwater man allegedly admitted to downloading and viewing kiddie porn on his computer
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:27 am to DemonKA3268
Never change, Florida.
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:27 am to DemonKA3268
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While a Sunshine State law enacted last year prohibits bestiality, it doesn't explicitly forbid oral sex with animals
How sleazy would you feel as an attorney making this argument?
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:28 am to DemonKA3268
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Ah, the fun state of Florida
Beats the hell out of living in Louisiana.
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:29 am to LNCHBOX
quote:Would have to need money in the worst way. Some people are just completely insane.
How sleazy would you feel as an attorney making this argument?
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:29 am to DemonKA3268
That really sucks for the dogs......
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:30 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:30 am to DemonKA3268
Because it’s YOUR dog. Get it?
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:30 am to DemonKA3268
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three-legged pit-bull mix
Man that would've been awesome had the pup bit off his dong
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:30 am to DemonKA3268
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oral sex
sick fricker
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with his girlfriend's three-legged pit-bull mix.
crazy fricker
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:30 am to sicboy
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Beats the hell out of living in Louisiana.
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:32 am to DemonKA3268
And he was proud enough to take pictures.
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:34 am to idlewatcher
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Man that would've been awesome had the pup bit off his dong
You know, the article doesn't specify that he was receiving.
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:34 am to DemonKA3268
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Now, animal advocacy groups are calling for an amendment to the law after the Pinellas-Pasco State Attorney's Office reportedly declined to charge suspect Eric Antunes with animal cruelty for allegedly engaging in oral sex with his girlfriend's three-legged pit-bull mix.
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Antunes, however, does face child pornography-related charges after police said the Clearwater man allegedly admitted to downloading and viewing kiddie porn on his computer
Ok, get this sicko for something at least. Jeez
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:35 am to LNCHBOX
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How sleazy would you feel as an attorney making this argument?
Probably couldn't keep a straight face
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:36 am to DemonKA3268
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engaging in oral sex with his girlfriend's
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three-legged pit-bull mix
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:41 am to DemonKA3268
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Florida authorities are powerless to prosecute a former animal shelter worker accused of performing sex acts on a dog because of a loophole
"Because it's YOUR dog!"
This post was edited on 9/17/18 at 9:42 am
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:51 am to DemonKA3268
If a guy wants to blow a dog, it’s gross but whatever.
If a guy wants to have his balls licked by a pit bull, then good luck with that.
The kiddie porn is the only thing worthy of government prosecution here.
If a guy wants to have his balls licked by a pit bull, then good luck with that.
The kiddie porn is the only thing worthy of government prosecution here.
Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:03 am to DemonKA3268
I didn't see where they mentioned the loophole.
Was it because the dog had 3 legs?
ETA: Ah, nevermind. Now I see it's the old oral sex loophole. Personally I would have gone with the 3 legs.
Was it because the dog had 3 legs?
ETA: Ah, nevermind. Now I see it's the old oral sex loophole. Personally I would have gone with the 3 legs.
This post was edited on 9/17/18 at 10:09 am
Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:23 am to biglego
quote:Don't disagree with that but why in Zues's butthole would anyone want to do that to a dog?
The kiddie porn is the only thing worthy of government prosecution here.
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